DarienLaker

Then the British Empire would go after America next! What if Chuck Norris had bought the Chuck E. Cheese's fun center chain?

Then they would have to call it "Six Flags Magical Mountain"! What if Chuck Norris and Tony Hawk teamed up to design a spinning roller coaster?

Flight Deck from Kings Island?

Granted, but it cuts your hands off instead! I wish that Gerstlauer made the Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium coasters stand up spinning coasters!

Hades?

Granted, but Intamin used Giovanola as a subcontractor for Anaconda in the U.S. and Kings Dominion ends getting rid of it for a used Vekoma loopscrew next year! I wish that I had a drop tower in my backyard!

You're The Voyage from Holiday World! I'm an Intamin coaster, I was yellow and black, I was one of the first stand up coasters, I last operated at Six Flags Astroworld from 1993 until the park closed in 2005, Now I rust in pieces in a field outside a former Six Flags park in New York. Who am I?

Gatekeeper? I'm a Schwarzkopf coaster, I have three loops and a loopscrew, I was at two Six Flags parks, I had multicolored inversions, I was replaced by a Gerstlauer coaster at Six Flags Discovery Kingdom, I'm now part of a Mexican fun fair. Who am I?

Gwazi? I'm an Arrow coaster, I'm red and yellow, there are only four of my kind left in North America, I have parts that swoop over a lagoon, I was built in 1987, I am named after a mythological creature. Who am I?

Granted, but you ate it! I wish I didn't destroy my talking Pikachu doll!

What about the "skateboard" cars of Tony Hawk's Big Spin/Pandemonium?

I'm a Gerstlauer coaster, I'm red and black in color, I share a name with three other Gerstauer coasters in the Six Flags chain, I was originally named after a skateboarding trick. Who am I?

Granted, but end up spending all of your money on lottery tickets resulting in you going broke! I wish that I had the money to buy myself a roller coaster and hire some good ride operators to run it!

Then Psyclone would still have a home, but would be rougher than it already was! What if Top Thrill Dragster was torn down and replaced with Son of Beast with the loop? (btw i hope that never happens...)

Granted, but it's never getting released! I wish that Sesame Street wasn't all Elmo all the time now!

Granted, but Six Flags Great America names it "Frowner" and is built by Vekoma and they get rid of it after its first year! I wish that Wal-Mart had a roller coaster!

Granted, but they get RMC to remodel the Voyage as "Iron Voyage"! I wish I had one of Cedar Point's coasters in my backyard!

Then God would have gave us wings! What if humans had wings?

This comes after "pew pew"!

Your face! School pizza or Elio's Pizza?

Granted, but 184! I wish that I owned all of the seasons of The Simpsons!

Ferret! Tiger or lion?

eat a large plate of cow manure! Would rather eat a giant plate of dog poop or drink a pint of crab juice?