Pure Impurity

I can't stop puking on the floor when I laugh. ======================================================== Yesterday, I barfed up a whole salad!

Well, just change a few words in the given statement to make it silly (bonus points for words that sound like the original words). When you're done, post another statement that relates to the previous, and the cycle repeats! Here's where I got the idea from:www.therushforum.com/index.php?showtopic=58837 So... I think I'm gonna get a pizza.

*EDIT* See revised instructions below.

Green because of all the artificially colored snacks that God enjoys oh-so dearly.

^Kidneys can be donated while you're still alive (and that's one whole organ!). And, Elissa: I know they give flu mists now (as for tetanus, I'm not sure). With that, they just squirt the vaccine up your nose (with the only side effect being a runny nose). Now, when it comes to tetanus... I guess you should just stay away from rusty nails!

^^ I know it's not going under. (God, I'm depressed now. )

I think the reason everybody thinks this place is doomed is because of what happened to Geauga Lake.

Rush in Cleveland, on April 15. It's gonna be filmed for release on DVD, so I'm excited!

Magnum XL 200 1) Broke 200 ft. record 2) 22 yrs. old; pretty old 3) Magnum P.I.? (I'm not with movies)

Yes, but I don't seek them out. Do you think school should embrace new media? (I.E. more computers, less paper)

Taco Bell and a few matches. Sorry, I couldn't resist...

...felt the need to make soap more easily applicable! So he got some soap, watered it down a little, and *BAM!* the first liquid soap! But a few problems left the new invention unfit for sale, including: (...)

... stood up and yelled, "pizza!" This notion forever changed the way we look at life; everything was clear now, including: -- The universe being the result of a burp measuring 200.69 on the Richter Scale -- The pyramids having been built just to f*** with future generations -- The guy who yelled that probably has Tourett's Socrates himself would have given up all his previous ideals. But two questions still remained: Who invented liquid soap, and why? The answer was quite obvious to the guy with Tourett's: it was...

Life isn't fare. *Rimshot* Does Ke$ha have any redeemable talent?

That "Tube-in-a-Tube" concept could actually make for some really awesome visuals.

I didn't know Epcot had a RoboCoaster, either! I need to get down there again!

Since it's called a "sing-a-long," that means one thing... Someone get Mike Austin down there, quick! Can't wait to see the IAAPA reports!

^Wha--???

I have two ideas for a title: --SHEESH! --The Piers in the Mouth Show! [or, Piers: In the Mouth]

^It's not "staging," it's... "inspiration."

I think the highlight of Five Guys is their hot dogs; who can, honestly, say they don't just LOVE the way they squirt their juices into your mouth? Sorry, I couldn't resist...

Ah, with a slide like THAT, I thought for SURE that there would be some sort of "meat-slapping sound"!

Wait. If VIP stands for "Very Impressive penis," does VUP mean "Very Unimpressive Penis"?

Perhaps more of those like the ones going up in Beijing and Shenzhen? Maybe they'll combine the old and the new catalog and make an air launched suspended coaster. Am I the only one here who thinks that that is actually a plausible idea?

^YES!