KBrylczyk

I don't want to alarm you or anything, but you miiiiiiiight want to get tested for diabetes.

...just say Superman...

^ [youtu_be] [/youtu_be] Ducking Fuh, guy.

You...you've been to and seen Uni's lineup the past, oh, I dunno, 4 YEARS IN A ROW, right?! I've sworn off of Uni until they get rid of Walking Dead. It's pathetic. Knott's may reuse their mazes but they don't have the budget to go brand new every year. Universal repeats the same crap, Knott's at least gives new scares, Skeleton Key rooms, and WAYYYYYYY more bang for your buck. They also didn't pansy out on The Hanging like Uni did with Bill & Ted. That alone is enough reason for me to not give them my money.

^ Much better. Seems like heaps loads more fun than any Six Flags park (excluding Fiesta) with employees that are WAY more lively!

^ I was semi-serious. I've not ridden El Toro since 2012. iRat I rode this year and it was incredible. I love Toro to death, I really do.

Iron Rattler is better. Yeah, I'm just stirring the pot. Seeing these geniuses get up in arms is hilarious.

Just got to Magic Mountain today for the first time since TC opened. Did a short two hours before the crowds showed up after lunch. Overall it was a great morning until the horrific crew at Ninja decided to ruin it. Twisted Collosus - Balls to the wall insane and awesome. Two halves that are short but completely ridiculous create one huge, fantastic ride. Since it's sliced in half the ride doesn't get a chance to slow down. From the drop to the lift / brakes this thing is a monster, and I love it. I've only done two other RMCs, iRat and NTAG, and I rank this right alongside iRat for the same reason, that it never slows down. NTAG is awesome but really loses it's steam in the final quarter. TC and iRat start like a coked-up whore on heroine and finish just the same. NTAG starts like that but finished like the nice girl you met on OK Cupid after a few drinks. Full Throttle - Fun as always, but holy crap, Six Flags. Take care of the rust on the trains. My shorts now have nice, sweeping stains on them from the rust on the lap bars. Ugh. Lex Luthor - Got to ride when Supes launched, too! Supes went up the tower as we were nearing the top, leaving us to sway BIG time left and right while waiting for the brakes to release. My better half was having a panic attack, thinking the tower would collapse. Meanwhile me, being a jerk, was laughing, waving my arms, yelling "we're gonna die! Oh, no, the tower's shaking! We're gonna die!" Yeah, I'm a prick. This is an awesome observation tower. Beautiful views and a quick elevator ride. 10/10 would ride again. Superman - Not the quickest launch, not the fastest launch, but still my favorite. It just keeps...getiing...faster!!!!! It's probably the simplest coaster on the planet (straight track that curves up) but DAMN do I love it! The crew was pounding people through, too! One side operating but they were launching the trains at the shortest interval allowed by the motors. Good on them! Ugh, Ninja - Fun ride, absolutely disgusting crew. One train ops, still, but with 10+ minute dispatches. We had a two-train wait. We didn't get on the ride for a half hour. I don't even want to get into the double ride the train ahead of us got with no explanation, only to have a ride op tell me I should "shut up and stop whining" and then have the lead tell me they're "Just doing their jobs" and that I should "take it up with guest relations." Hey, Ninja crew and lead, GO TO HELL. I've never been treated so poorly at a theme park. So yeah, fun day up until Ninja. I really hope I run into the ride op and ride lead at WCB in a week, because I'm gonna have a LOT of fun with them.

^ If you're looking to minimize lines during a Halloween event, ALWAYS stay as far away from Halloween as possible. Anything past the second week of October is suicide.

Remember how they did the whola David Vs Goliath promotion for the grand opening of Goliath? Where a bunch of people named David were on the first train out? They should do something similar with this but with a bunch of old geezers riding.

Hooray...I think? Is this the first ever coaster to be a flip-flopper?

Good on Six Flags for realizing how stupid they were marketing these things as coasters.

^ 750 pph is HARDLY low capacity, guy. Get your head on straight. Also, did you seriously say Flash Pass will halve capacity? You're, like, short-bus special, dude. Wow.

^ Yay! I'll have a reason to ride it again!

Ha, they're returning Bizzaro to Superman. That's hilarious.

SFDK got the bee's knees this year. Congrats.

^ IT'S NOT LOW CAPACITY, YOU DOLT! Holy crap, why don't you idiots do some research before whining?!

^ What are you talking about?

Replying first before all of the idiot fanboys of this park do nothing but whine about how they "deserve" something better. A 4D Free Fly is an AMAZING ride and you little bastards are gonna love it, regardless of how butthurt you are. Now shut up.

Ha, what a joke.

^ Suddenly I like you a whole lot more.

Holy crap you guys are the most unappreciative group of pessimistic ding-dongs I've ever seen.

I see you're best buds with Six Flags' top brass. I also see that you're kinda doofy.

^ You have a very tenuous grasp on both the English language and proper typing, I see.