KBrylczyk

Clementon Park. I rest my case.

...so?

Dude you're really just choosing the smartest kid on the short bus. As for El Toro, they already nerfed the lift hill after like the first month. This might make them nerf the ride, or at least the finale. Let's all get in a circle and pray to the dark lord, LucIntaminfer, that "The Drop" remains untouched.

"Best" and "Safest" don't go hand-in-hand. The Titanic was the best.

Since they've yet to announce anything, I'll give you solid 50/50 odds on that.

Exactly. Zamperla and Six Flags are a match made in heaven hell.

Row 3. Catapult effect.

You clearly didn't ride Goudurix in the back like a man.

On one hand I'm disappointed because Tonnerre De Zeus was one of the best woodies around in it's heyday. On the other hand this looks like a pretty significant overhaul, moreso than Gravity Group has done in the past, I believe, so I'm excited to see the new version.

I cannot possibly overstate how much better your experience will be if you stay onsite. They have so many options and they run the gamut of price ranges, IIRC.. It looks like all of the local hotels stick in the same price point, as well, so why bother staying off-site? I've stayed in two of the hotels (Colosseo and Bell Rock) and I've explored each one (pre-2017). They're all extremely well-themed with tons of amenities. Go for it, you won't regret it. Here's your ride list with my notes in green - Here's two more noteworthy rides you didn't mention - Arena Of Football - Bumper Car Soccer. Give it a shot, it's a hoot. Whale Adventures - The best-themed Splash Battle you'll ever see. I hate Splash Battles but I made sure I rode this one before a crowd showed up so I was able to enjoy the theming without the constant water in the face. Also here's a video of Kolumbusjolle that proves how awesome it is:

Now there's a hot take.

I absolutely love the new design.

Efteling Vs. Disney for "Best Sinbad Song" contest. I'm here for it. It's great to see they're keeping Vogel Rok as a centerpiece attraction. That coaster is so much more fun than many people would think.

Sweet jesus, that video from Magic Land makes this ride look like the unholy union of iSpeed at Mirabilandia and Lech at Legendia. I'm sold.

Bloomington, Illinois? My wife is from there. Ancho & Agave is some seriously awesome mexican food. I recommend the chimichanga. Then again, Ancho & Agave is over by the airport across town while there's a Culver's right by the Fairfield Inn and they have frozen custard, so you do you.

Oh good lord people this is a mountain out of a mole hill. Look at Xcelerator's top hat after a train launches. This ride was probably improperly run (off-balance most likely) for a cycle and the structure needs to calm itself down between cycles.

^ They're only giving them out to the really cool people.

That's a great photo!

Why you gotta go and do Boulder Dash dirty like that, huh?

^ That sign looks wonderful. Shame what's gonna happen to it.

I mean, that headline is correct so long as Kingda Ka was operational.

I'm curious if it'll be another Millenium Falcon style ride or something different.