Stupid head, to understand anything in this world, you have to understand sarcasm.
Anyways, those Hetero Days sound intresting. Maybe Minnie Mouse could lead us up Main Street giving us occasional looks at her garters.
Must be bad parents, letting their six year olds watch dry humping and french kissing. Well, I haven't watched Nick in a long while, so maybe this is in the norm now.
The chain would weight too much, although a la mellenium force lift hills may work. Launched ones are more fun to look at anyways, imagine of Mr Freeze was pulled up the tower, and launched coasters take up less room.
I was just floating around the DIS, and the webmaster has writted quite a good article in my opinion adressing the matter. I personally am straight and agree with him saying 'Is the Magic Kingdom REALLY the place for a 5 year old to ask his father why those two men are kissing?'.
Anyways, http://www.wdwinfo.com/disney-gay-days.htm.
State: I don't like the guy with the accent
City: Silly smog, trying to drift down from LA
Home: It has furniture
Mind: Thinking about why you spelt happening wrong