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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack. 'Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday.' Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager. Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, 'Sure. I have this,' and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed. Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office. She finds the manager and says, 'There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral.' She holds up the tiny pink elephant. 'I mean, what in the world is this?' The bank manager looks back at her and says... 'It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone.'

^ Thinks it will EBL < Is not EBL v Wants to be EBL

Because the Hulk needed to kick start his career after his rap album failed. Why is Goofy so creepy?

No Would you eat cat hair for $100,000?

Yay I'm at my home computer so I should hae some funny pictures to post! 21.bmp Goths vs Chavs SixthFormers.bmp This just makes me chuckle If Emo's ruled the world

YES!!!!! anyway.... Do you smoke?

Yup I live there! Have you ever been scuba diving?

^ Doesn't realise that I link my comments < Links her comments v Links his cufflinks

No usually but at the moment I'm completely sucked into Gossip Girl Does your dog (or any other pet) like to sit on your work desk and your computer?

If the spammers have a change of heart they have the option to report themselves... Why is the hotel at Heide Prk pirate themed if they have no pirate rides?

^ was right about the waffles < bought waffles yesterday v had a pet named waffles

^ I know I was going for continuity < Playing again for continuity v Will be Pagemaster or EBL (for continuity)

I did go to sixth form which is UK college. Have you ever gone to cinema to watch a terrible movie just to keep your friends happy?

Only as part of PE when I was in school... Have you ever raced around on wheely office chairs?

Yes - I play a mean game of Wii Tennis! Seriously? I play badminton and rounders (like softball), I used to play netball and I'm a good skier. Do you think bumble bees are cute?

I hate it when you have to wait 45 minutes for your mates to go on the ride they want to (even though the birthday girl doesn't want to go on it) and then they won't wait 5 minutes for you to go on a ride that you want to go on. And when your mates walk off whilst you are on a ride (see above) and then would have left the park without saying goodbye if you hadn't have rang them. Some friends are poo...

I wish I had gone on Colossus yesterday... damn not having any cool friends to ride with lol!

^ Has 4 brothers and sisters < Has 1 brothers and sisters v Has 20 brothers and sisters

No I don't live in the States Do you ring more than you text?

No but it sounds like fun! Do you like go karting?

Here's some more photos of us at Disneyland. The queues the second day were immense! We hardly got on any rides The first day we could pretty much walk up to any ride we wanted and be on it within five minutes (we did Pirates 3 times and the Space Mountain queue was like 10 minutes) but on the second day we spent most of the time queuing. We also missed the Lion King show which was a shame. Meeting the characters was soooo hard. We lost the first Tigger to a group of screaming kids (and adults pushing their kids in) so we went back to It's a Small World and they had a second Tigger out! Laura was happy. It's a bit annoying that the Disney princesses don't come out, you have to queue to meet them and I wasn't gonna do that lol! But the highlight of the trip was meeting Maleficent!! She was awesome and yelled at any kids that pushed in. The parade was a bit of a let down. We found ourselves a good spot as well and it felt like was had wasted ride time after we watched the parade. The special 15 celebration one was really bad - but I'll get onto that later. Anyway on to more photos!! Does this count as a credit? I didn't know that Sleeping Beauty was dating Zorro... Proof that Cinderella is evil!!! I was really disappointed in Belle - she looked more like Jane and yea just sucked pretty much... Why is Shere Kan in a tree? He wasn't in a tree in the movie and why isn't he on the villains float? Is it me or is Woody swearing? Grr I'm a big moon and I'm gonna snort you all up! You first Mickey! Best ride in Disney at the moment and it's definately worth the queues! Queues for Space Mountain.... yes it does go upside down! People queuing for It's a Small World! OMG ITS MALEFICENT!!!!!!!!!!! Hook gives me a thumbs up!! Lyd shares a joke with Chip (or Dale) Laura finally meets Tigger! Lyd keeps it real Laura as the Queen of Hearts Aaaah scary Dragon sign! Standard castle shot! Lydia hides from the injuns Laura hunts some injuns

Hey this is my first Photo Trip Report so here's hoping it all goes well! We took a LOAD of photos so I split the TR into parts seeing as there are so many! I put 20 photos in each post. Anyway hope you enjoy and don't get too bored. PART ONE We set off real early in the morning so that we would arrive at Disneyland at opening time. It's unbelievable how weird France can be! The journey was all right although we almost ran out of petrol at one point and that our TomTom didn't recognise some of the roads along the way. Anyway I'll let the photo's do the talking! Disneyland was so awesome (sans Haunted Mansion) and I remembered a lot of it from when we went years ago! We managed to do every ride apart from the racing speedway in Discoveryland because it was closed the first day and packed for the rest of the holiday. :O Laura wears no strap! Lydia's a good girl - she wears the strap! I'm starting to think that this was a bad idea... These teacups are KERAZY!!! Laura's a window licking special... Yo yo yo word up to ma Wonderland homies! Dunno what the scary cat squirrel thing is! Bring out the Red Head! No disco dancing on the ride Like half the reason we came was for this ride! Howdy! If only I could do the eyebrow to match! Laura makes a new friend OMGAWSH ITS LIKE NUMBER 15! Laura the Cowboy Look how nice and tidy our room is! Our hotel! It was actually really nice! I really wanted to stay here but Laura wouldn't let me! A lovely house in Mauberg! Yay our first sign to Paris!

I couldn't see Gumball's photo so I thought I would add my own to kickstart this game to 2008!

Yes and I have sung many myself Do you know the song about Lily the Pink?

I hate it when my workmate spends all of yesterday smoking, making tea and learning the bosses job when there is a HUGE pile of typing that needs doing (which she is paid to do) and then doesn't come into work today because she has a migraine! GARGH!