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What do you call 100 well-armed lesbians? Militia Etheridge

So I assume we will be expecting a new batch of videos tomorrow?

I'm adding more to the list: ...you have rcdb.com as your homepage. ...you have two or more season passes. ...you have at least one season pass for an out-of-state park. ...you've been on a TPR coaster trip. ...you come back from your Paris trip. People ask if you visited the Eiffel Tower, but you said that you went to Paris only to visit Disneyland Paris.

^It's a credit if your name is Jeff Johnson.

LOL! This is so true.

...you call roller coasters "credits." ...you say "Only if your name is Jeff Johnson" if someone asks you if a certain pseudo-roller coaster is a credit. ...you can name the roller coasters used in TV commericals and magazine ads.

...you visit Cedar Point and you never pick up a map. You guide yourself around the park by looking at the roller coasters.

The Angry Video Game Nerd reviewed Back to the Future for the NES. WARNING: Language is very harsh, so cover the ears of little kids and dogs. Everyone else, turn it up!

I wrote this many years ago, but I don't think I've posted it. Now add your own! -------------------------------------------------------------------------- You might be a roller coaster fanatic if... …the ride ops know you by name. …you travel thousands of miles and spend thousands of dollars just to visit Cedar Point and ride Millennium Force once. …you know exactly how many times you’ve rode your favorite roller coaster. …you leave the theater after you’ve seen the Incredible Hulk Coaster footage in The House on Haunted Hill. …you buy a Disney World annual pass just so you can ride the Rock ‘n’ Roller Coaster over and over again.. …you’ve memorized the queue video in the Incredible Hulk Coaster. …your heroes are Walter Bolliger and Claude Mabillard. …you sat in a lawn chair all day long and watched the construction of the Dania Beach wooden roller coaster. …you ride It’s a Small World and you think it would be better if it had some loops and ran at 65 mph. …you have every roller coaster video and book ever produced. …you go to Disney Quest and design a roller coaster that makes everyone sick. …your eyes fill with tears as you hear the roar of the Incredible Hulk Coaster from IOA’s front gates. …you get into a car accident on Busch Blvd. because you are too busy staring at Montu. …your children are named Kumba, Montu, and Gwazi. …you head for the back seat of the train while everyone else queues up for the front seat. …you talk to strangers in the queue line and tell them where the best seat on the coaster is. …you wonder, “Where are the roller coasters?” when you make a trip to a city. …you read the warnings at the roller coaster entrance about it being a “dynamically aggressive ride” and you say, “Yeah, baby, yeah!” …you wonder if Cypress Gardens will ever build a roller coaster. …you get in line for your favorite roller coaster, even though the line is out the door and across to the other side of the park. …you get an amusement park map and you first look at where the roller coasters are. …you design a roller coaster in Roller Coaster Tycoon and your guests are too scared to ride it. …you like to get into arguments about Busch Gardens vs. Cedar Point vs. Islands of Adventure. …you bought an annual pass to Sea World as soon as Kraken opened. …you would give up your firstborn child for a chance to be the first one to ride the Dania Beach Hurricane coaster. …at the end of the ride, you hear people saying, “I will never ride Space Mountain again!” and you wonder, “What’s their problem?” …you nod in agreement with some of the items on this list! …the main reason that you married your spouse is because he or she loves roller coasters. …you like to debate if Superman: The Escape is a roller coaster. …you get a job as a ride op at your favorite coaster and no one needs to show you what to do. You’ve rode the coaster so many times you’ve memorized what buttons the ride ops push and what they do to strap you in. …you save your money so you can one day travel to ride every roller coaster in the U.S. …you make a list of your favorite roller coasters, from the most favorite to the least favorite. …you have a collection of blueprints, sketches, and computer simulations of your favorite roller coaster. …your entire wardrobe has something on it that relates to roller coasters. …you can remember the first roller coaster that turned you into a roller coaster fanatic. …when you pass by the cameras for the on-ride photo, you do a goofy pose. …you buy the on-ride photo of your goofy pose. …you drive over speed bumps at 50 mph so you can get some airtime. …your wish list on Amazon.com lists all the books, videos, DVDs, CDs, and computer software that have “roller coaster” in the title. …you buy a ticket for you mom to enter an amusement park so she can watch the kids while you ride the roller coasters. …your idea of a fantastic day at an amusement park is to ride the same roller coaster over and over again from park opening to park closing. …you sincker in amusement at some of the items on this list! …you wonder if B&M will build a roller coaster in your backyard. …you visited Busch Gardens’ Howl-O-Scream not for the haunted houses, but to ride the roller coasters in the dark. …you live in Tampa and plan on recording this year’s Super Bowl. You plan on visiting Busch Gardens while everyone else is watching the game. …you judge a roller coaster by the length of the vomit trail at the end of the ride. The longer the vomit trail, the better the coaster. …you like to debate about which coaster in Dueling Dragons is better: Fire or Ice. … you call the coasters in Dueling Dragons by their proper names Fire and Ice, while other people call them “blue” or “red.” …you like to debate about which coaster in Gwazi is better: Lion or Tiger. …your idea of a perfect vacation is riding roller coasters all day. Your significant other’s idea of a perfect vacation is lying on the beach all day. …your photo album is full of roller coaster construction pictures. …you drive up a hill slowly and drive down it very fast. …at the end of the Journey Into Your Imagination ride at Epcot where it shows you what your imagination has created, you wonder why you didn’t see the greatest roller coaster ever built. …your scrapbook has every roller coaster-related article that you could find. …you drove out of your way to ride the Starliner at the Miracle Strip Amusement Park in Panama City, Florida. …you stay at Portifino Bay so you can get front of the line access to ride the Incredible Hulk Coaster all day. …you have an Excel spreadsheet that lists all the roller coasters you’ve ridden and how many times you’ve ridden them. …after standing in long lines yesterday to ride roller coasters, you don’t think a 45 minute wait at the post office is unreasonable. …you’ve been outside roller coaster queues so much that you have a farmer’s tan. …although it’s not very thrilling, you ride Woody Woodpecker’s Nuthouse Coaster just because it’s a coaster. …you create a petition to protest the mid-course breaks on Montu.

After reading the reviews, it's interesting to see that people view the videos differently. People liked the video that I didn't, for example. Now I await Guy's insight into the videos. I'm making coffee for that read!

For a millisecond, I got excited that I was #1.

There's a few things you can do... - Makes jokes about FSU - Or recite things from these videos: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HBdVpNc9BZ0 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1tXhJniSEc

^^^Actually, the music in Dave's video seemed quite tame compared to what he usually listens to!

Well, Jeff Johnson can always say he's delivering mail so he can obtain the kiddie credits.

Well, now that I've watched all of them, I will give my thoughts. I will leave mine out, since it is mine and I can't be objective about it. Besides, it is the bestest of them all! Pam & Brian Kanal's Knoebel's PPP I enjoyed this video. It showed off Knoebel's and their various rides well. Still, it didn't seem to memorable, other than the shot with the biker/pirates. It seems like the video was edited by first-time video editors. It's not bad, but it's a start and could lead to better videos in the future. The only part I didn't like is the POV jump cut around 0:25. 6/10 Dave Thomas' UK Randomness Other than the commerical starring me (Falafel's voice made my man parts act funny), I liked the video. It did show up the TPR UK trip very well, but there seemed to be too many shots of Derek and Nicole. Not that there's anything bad about it. It could have shown more of the roller coasters that we rode on the UK trip. During the video I was thinking, "Speed...again?" I would have liked to see some of the Blackpool Pleasure Beach and Thrope Park coasters, among others. Stiil, it was pretty entertaining and fun to watch. 8/10 Darren Bailey's TPR Midwest Trip If you want to see how much fun a TPR trip can be, watch this video! After watching it, I was so excited and I wanted to sign up for a TPR trip right now! Unfortunately, I am already semi-signed up for one now. It did show a lot of coasters and fun antics. Chuck's humping made the video a little risque, but the best way to deal with it is to cover the kids' eyes when you come to Chuck's parts. I didn't like the zooming in and out during some of the shots. Sometimes I think the camera zoomed in too much that you couldn't really make out what was happening, like in the night shots of TTD. This video needs to be a TPR trip promo! 9/10 Kevin Aglione's Cedar Point I wasn't sure if I liked the slo-mo intro at first, but I eventually got to like it. The best shot in the slo-mo part was of Maverick. As for the rest of the video, it seemed like a generic coaster video. To be honest, I felt bored by the video and stopped watching it 30 seconds before it ended. I consider this one an average video. 5/10 So in this round, I rank them (excluding mine): 1.) Darren Bailey's TPR Midwest Trip 2.) Dave Thomas' UK Randomness 3.) Pam & Brian Kanal's Knoebel's PPP 4.) Kevin Aglione's Cedar Point

I will have to have a little talk with Mr. Thomas and his girlfriend Falafel. No really, I quite enjoyed the commerical, but I look so fat in the video! You didn't get my best angle! I wonder if the "Sad & Pathetic" calogne will be a hot seller at Macy's? Maybe we need to market the product... I've only watched one of them, but I will predict the bestest one will be the Alton Towers video. I just have a gut feeling.

I don't know why, but when I think of Canadian music, this song and band come to mind. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaXVOD7PYj0

^I remember seeing a show like that around HHN 1998. I can't remember what it is called now, but it had some witch who was carrying around a crystal ball. There were plenty of half-naked musclar men in the show. The girls sitting in the row behind me kept on going "Ohhh, yeah!" at the men and commented on the big buldges in the middle of the men's pants.

^I bet that he thinks he can go to Adventure Island in Tampa, FL and ride the Incredible Hulk Coaster.

^^Information on the "Harold and Kumar" sequel: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_%26_Kumar_Escape_from_Guantanamo_Bay The trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLXungxvj4E

Hmm...I thought about using Barenaked Ladies' "Enid" for the Behemoth bash if I attend. Here's a site of songs about Canada: http://members.shaw.ca/kcic1/songs.html

^Speaking of Japan, someone saw my Mitsui Greenland video on the Video board. He said that he never knew a park was in Greenland (the country)! Gee, I thought that saying the video was from TPR's Japan trip, the Japanese people in the video, and some Japanese characters from various park signs would have indicated Mitsui Greenland was in Japan!

I love Tokyo DisneySea! It's like IOA on acid. I remember our first day at TDLR. I kept on running into Lou's Scooby gang at TOT. First it was in the late morning in the Fastpass line. Then after the heavy rains in the evening, I saw them in the TOT line! I thought I would bump into them at TOT during the rest of the trip, but alas, it didn't happen.

^^Repeat after me... It's only a new credit if your name is Jeff Johnson. But this makes me wonder...will the Flying Unicorn and Dueling Dragons go down after Rip, Ride, and Rockit opens next door at the Studios? I think it would make sense, as people can still get some good coaster thrills while two rides are down at IOA.

I'm thinking like Robb...it could be a Mummy with sea creatures. Then again, it could be a coaster. As you go up the lift hill, you see sea creatures around you and a voice from the speakers tell you about them.