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Um...wow...words cannot explain what I just saw in the Bon Bon Land video.:shock: I think now I'm scarred for life. It seems like the park designed by 13 year old boys. Giant dog turds and cow boobs for everyone! Random chicken DiskO's for all! We need a park like this in the states, just to mess people up. I wonder how long it would last until an angry mob would storm the gates with torches and pitchforks. Stuart "Self-operated poster" Newsom

I've wondered this, and I don't mean this to be a personal bust on you, but why are people clamoring for Drachen Fire stuff? I, personally, never liked it. It was one of the roughest coasters I've ever been on. That one gave me a headache and a half from the repeated bashings against the horse collar restraints of doom. I know to each their own, I'm just curious. Stuart "Killing cats left and right" Newsom

It's a little squished because I have a "widescreen" monitor laptop... Haunted Mansion Holiday!

Though I love mine, I don't think it'd be all that honerable to vote for mine. Though I would certainly like the votes... 1. Journey into the Center of Robb (USRoadTripper) 2. Jurassic Jaws (tinhead 1) 3. Soarin over Soren (CoasterFanatic) But, honestly, arn't we all winners? 8) Stuart "Good Luck Everyone!" Newsom

Hey, who knows. They may replace it with a S&S Space Shot.

^^Out of this world? Maybe the next stop is the Moon? Or maybe Mars? I don't know why I'm here, I never watch reality tv. The only one I did watch was Mad Mad House on Sci-Fi.

^If memory serves me right, that building is currently only used for the Grinch's Lair during Grinchmas. My only guess is that the Lair stuff is still up for now.

^ I don't download eather. All of my music comes from ripped cds. I like the feeling of a cd. The digital version is basicly a backup copy.

My iPod and iTunes have the same amount. I have 4870 songs.

^Right. Digg.com is a slashdot style thing which it's tech news source, but it also promotes stories as more members of the site "digg" the story. The more "diggs", the higher the story comes up on the site. If your a tech geek and avid Tech TV watcher like myself, the site was partially created by Kevin Rose of Screen Savers fame.

Speed Monster? It sounds like a Sesame Street character gone horribly horribly wrong. The layout looks interesting, but it's hard to tell what's what. At first it looked like the double corkscrew was a bunch of zig-zags, which might still be fun.

I don't know what category this should go, in here or the Picture of the Day because this is both park related and a funny picture. I think here might be more appropriate. Proof that the Top Thrill Dragster launch just may be a little too strong...

I pity this poor child. I wonder what the shortening will be. You think he'll just be called Kal or El? Or will people just call him Clark?

1) Drachen Fire at BGW. I think I'm still pulling parts of the shoulder restraints out of my ears from that one 2) Shockwave at Paramount's Kings Dominion. Togo. Need I say anymore. 3) Flying Unicorn at IOA. It may have been because I was by myself or if it was that ride, but it was really rough when I went on it 4) Mind Eraser at SFA. Vekoma SLC. Again, need I say more. 5) Hurler at both Paramount's Kings Dominion and Paramount's Carowinds. Time hasn't been kind to either of these Hurlers. They were moderately good when they first came out, but now they throw you around like a martini shaker.

You ask and I deliver...and it's still coaster realated! Robb Alvey's Theme Park Review Express

Was wandering aimlessly through the net and found TPR. I found it a good while ago though, so I'm not as much of a new guy as it would seem. Stuart "A wandering mistrial I" Newsom

Same here. I'm a commenter on rides, which makes me one of the dorkiest things on the face of the earth. But I'm proud of it! Stuart "Beware of Nerd" Newsom

^ And now we're back on track. I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything this time, I don't think my screen could have handled it. Stuart "explosive laughter" Newsom

Interesting indeed Robb! I loved it. This is quickly becoming one of my favorite podcasts! Awesome awesome job Elissa. Heck, awesome awesome job everyone! If you can make the hosts of the show speechless, that's a good thing. No disrespect to Mr. Novak and Mr. Holder, of course. To the "Is Robb REALLY banned?" controversy, I don't know for sure, but for some reason I have the sneaking suspicion that my leg is starting to get a little longer, if you know what I mean. Oh, and Sören, take it all the way man! When is the TPR leopard print g-strings coming? You know all us coaster geeks want one! We could even have Robb model it for us... On a serious note, with the...ahem...success that both Robb and Elissa had on In The Loop, any possibility of a TPR podcast in the future? Stuart "Podcasts are all I can get over here" Newsom

"Holy Crip, he's a crapple"

Agreed, that was brilliant indeed. A masterpiece of editing. "All work and no play makes" Stuart Newsom "A dull boy"

AHH, you're right. Now that might be close to Paul Ruben's man boobs scary. Stuart "well, at least my screen's been washed" Newsom

^Now I have to wipe off the water I was drinking off the screen... Too too funny. Stuart "Spit takes abound" Newsom

As seen in the videos and such, it's obvious that both of you have a love for rhythm based games. If you could only choose one to play, what would it be?

Another one of the parodies, because they're so danged funny, and it's a long one: Two Smurfs: "Yo, Smurf, that party last night was freakin', Smurf!" "You bet your smurf it was!" "Hey, I saw you leaving with Smurfette." "Yeah. Right when we left the party, she started smurfin' me." "Shut the smurf up! Right in the smurfing parking lot?" "Oh, yeah." "That's freakin' smurf!" "You betcha." "Freakin' smurf."