Disney Dood

Let's see you do it. Why is the Impossible Quiz so hard?

Because they think we're all supermodels. What do you call two twins when one baby is black and the other is white?

DisneySea, hands down the best themed park on the planet.

Sleep with one eye open tonight and be ready for an FBI raid.

Kinda reminds me of the time a 12 year old was turned in by his own mother for playing his Nintendo a month before Christmas.

That's weird, my dad is only 6'0.

Disco Fett? Why not a crunk Vater?

My dad wanted to ride the Pteradon Flyers but they said he was too big. I'm pretty sure that's the only kiddie ride that an op or anybody has mentioned anything.....

Master Blasters hurt my ass when you go over those black grate things.

Whatever you want it to be. Why didn't Walt Disney have a son?

Nailed it. And it's Ohana, not O'hana, Ohana means "family" in Hawai'ian. I love Ohana's. Great view of the fireworks, and the food never stops coming! BTW, Robb, will you be in the show?

^ Becausde JT is a talentless bastard with a higher pitched voice than an eight year old girl. What is the point of life?

Well, Disturbia wasn't that scary, right up until the final 20 minutes.

Why is there a clown in the middle of a safari themed dark ride?

Sweet job! I like the whole dueling inverted/DM idea. You make amazing logos, too. Keep it up!

A Bilble Land would work in Vatican City, but definitely not Orlando.

Did he ever even use it?

Awesome! Could you make a POV?

Most of the water parks I go to have open queues, so you're just roasting there without a shirt on. So I don't like waterslide queues. I do like the queue for Dudley Do-Right, Dinosaur, Kali, and Test Track.

Jordan Sparks is a beast. Her dad played in the NFL. I hate them all. Idol is just for teen girls and first grade girls.

It's not a coaster but I was terrified of Tower of Terror at MGM. It's just so intimadating, there, scary n' stuff.

"Wow, even the house would rather implode than live with our family. You can't help but feel a little rejected" -Lisa

That would be torture. No way in hell would I spend a penny on that one.

I disagree. I gotta say that looked absolutely INSANE! Sure, it may be on the short side, but that heartline looked awesome! Not to mention you're flying at like 85mph through a ditch with nothing over your head or under your feet. Can't wait until these make their way into the

In the third to last photo it looks like Officer Dick is crying..... No need for fear! Officer Dick is here! In today's episode, our hero has stooped yet another town fair terrorist!