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Krispy Kreme chicken sandwich......Donut + Chicken = -puke-

the pics! They said they didnt have any of those buttons!!! D: Woah....pound it slider dudeee Scary snowman! Still high Everyone had playboy bunny ears.....I look sexy in them too.....right?! I got high?! (no ) Chainsaw guy runs off after I beat him up I was still lost James, save us! OMFG too close!!!! Chainsaw guy in there Thats one bad a$$ Drop Zone pic The fogggg Yea, Thats one bad a$$ Face/Off pic 10ft tall Frankenstein Sweeeeet Woah....got a little messy there I swear that is Michael Jackson I reckon that be a cowpoke Then I got all lost and confused No freakin way! I found the holy grail! I love the fog! OMFG the fog is everywhere! Awww the ride is over Batwings are awesome U-Turnage U-Turn! HopeI didnt blind anyone Get some good hangtime on those corks Vortex Signature Loopage Hey Derek Arrow Airtime Time for Vortex! This is where bad guests go Beautiful!!! Woah....someone escaped from the retirement center Pretty sweet view right when you enter Face/Off from PKI entrance PKI from the exit As you can see, the torrenchal down pours and F5 Tornados stopped me from going to PKI (JK!) LMAO!! oh well no more TPR for now, time for PKI! Woah....Im in my room! maps

OMFG!!!! That thig is huge! I would freak out and like......get my airsoft gun and a giant boot! OMFG!!!! That thing....OMFG!!!!

Fear Fest was pretty cool, but there were 2 bands playing so there were long lines. Racer - Many times, was really good! 8/10 Vertex - AwesomeArrow - 9/10 Adventure Express - Meh 6/10 Headless Hollow- Okay, you get on the train and go deep into the woods. It is said that you are entering where the Headless Horseman used to live, within the town. The train "breaks down" and you get off, then in groups of about 10, walk back through the forest. This ride had ALOT of potential! The trail you start to walk on is very foggy with dim red lights. I was the one leading our group, looking for the most scares. People with blood all over start to pop out of crates and things along the road, giving us warnings about the headless horseman. Then, we enter this tunnel. It is so fogged, you litterally can see nothing! I was so freaked out, thinking somone was going to show up right infront of me, but no one did! The most PERFECT time to care someone and nothing happened! The same thing happened, except it was really narrow place with things hanging down, and no one poped out! FINALLY, at the end, you enter this tunnel and it is really foggy with red lights, blood is everywhere and there are hanging heads, that freaked me out. Then it was over. It was cool, but where was the headless horse man?!?!! They kept warning us about hiim and he didnt show! WTF!??! 6/10 Massacre Mannor - This was pretty cool. It was an origional haunted house, about how this family was killed or somthing. You enter and you start walking through the house, and the things nearly fall on you! It feaked me out! Then, you enter the kitchen and natsy bloody gore sh*t it going on in there. Then, you go in the basement or somthing and it is pitch black, where like hair or somthing is hanging, that freaked me out, people are in the room, poping out and scaring. Then you go into this bedroom and they turn off the light and there is blood and crap written all of the walls....ewewewew. Then you go into the final room, the lab or somthing. There is a guy getting electricuted and somone hung, and this one guy....lol......sttrapped down and then, LOL this buzzer rings and this giant BUZ SAW FALLS DOWN ON HIS STOMACH!!!!! OMG!!! Then he is llike being torn apart OMG it was so awesome! And then this chansaw guy whos in charge of the lap chases us out. Really sweet! 8/10 CornSTALKERS - It was a Fear Zone. It was a straight away walking parth that had cool creepy music playing and about 10 people dressed as freaky scare crows. They just walked around! One guy was poping out at people and got me once! 5/10 Holiday Horror - They had a big bloody snowman walking around with these messed up elves....whats so scary? Nothing. 3/10 The Worksite - Now this is a FEAR Zone! There were chansaw guys and other with hatchets and crapp walking around, chasin people with AWESOME music playin! 8/10!!! There were the people dressed as bushes alking around the park as well as sliders.....cool! Pics will be up soon, as well as a trip on friday for more Fear Fest!

Hhahaha! Quite the fall, huh Bob? Looks like it! Hhahaha! Very nice photo TR Ryan, you never let us down

Hmm I will try to make it over, but it think it could be hard getting a metal baseball bat and rake through airport security.....

No way! Those spiders attacked me first and left me no choice but to SQUASH!!!!!

Yea, a video of how it works would be even better!

My trusty cats will eat all the bugs inside.

And where does the stork come into all this? Like in the family guy movie.....is that how it works?

I was almost afraid to step on it! It was really, really big!

Okay guys, here is how it goes. Today is sunday, and that mean I have to mow the lawn. I go to pull out the lawn mower and I turnaround right into a GIANT spider web and spider in the middle! I go and get a bat and dramatically take it down and SQUASH IT! Then, I am on the lawn mower and I run INTO and THOUGH another giant web with the same type of spider in it! I freak out and jump off, then run to stop the lawn mower from running through the woods, get the WOODEN bat and kill that one. AND I GOT BITTEN! Ahhhh!!!!! Pics will explain the story Ahh!!! Arachnifobia!!! Enjoy! Ive been bitten! Reeemmeeemmmberrrr meeeeeeee x.x *dies* nooo....it cant be.....I AM TOO LATE!!! DONT MESS WITH ME!!!! Hiya!!! -smack- YEA YOU GOT OWND! YOU CANT HIDE!!!! Oh, it is ON! AH!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!! 10 min later.......OMG ANOTHER ONE! YOU GOT SQUASHED MOTHA F%@#$A!!!! I wacked it and it fell.......its getting away! my Lil bro decides to use the force OMFG! Its attacking!!!!!! TAKE THAT!!! I got into my armor suit and got m weapons (rake and metal base ball bat) Hmm my spider senses are tingling.......there it is!!!!!

Like I said, I will be from 5-close! Yay a meet a TPR member! Yea I will be wearing a black northface jacket and cargo pants, with the usual MIAMI redhawks hat!

Nope, but heard it was good! Ever been on Expedition Ge Force?

1. I am posting on TPR at 2:30 AM.....whats wrong with me?! 2. I have never been on a bad Vekoma ride! 3. I couldnt find the car in Cedar Point's parking lot for 2 hours! 4. I am a fan of Ryan King! XD You rock Ryan! 5. I was on a TTD rollback!

Yea, the first time I rode PT:Space Shot at CP, i thought it was awesome, then it was like......Good first launch, then a big frog hopper. Combo shots sound awesome!!!!!

I think this topic has been covered..... 1. Drop Zone - PKI 2. Tower of Terror 3. Power Tower (space shot) 4. Demon Drop 5. Power Tower (down shot) 6. Drop Zone at Carowinds Amen, Calvin

The crowds werent that bad, the lines for the haunted attractions were about 20-30 min for each, but Headless Hollow and Psyco Path can get long. The ride lines arent bad at all, except for Face/Off and Flight of Fear can get a little long

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Now that he is out, lets go delete all his vertical loop pictures on his computer!!!!

I WILL get them this time! I think I looked in the wrong store last time. I am deffinately going to get pics of the Fear Zones with people in them this time.....I dont think you should take out a camera on the Attractions, though. But I will do what I can do! -James

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Dude, you own! These are so awesome! Ryan's probolems in the present LOLOLOLOOLOLOL What was that thing he was afraid to pound?! LOL!

Damn, all those attractions sound awesome! I liked the big dinosaur fright attraction they had a while back. I can not immagine how awesome these would be with combining fear with Universal's mindblowing theming, I really wish I could make it down there......maybe someday.

Hey guys, I have decided to get a group of friends and go to PKI on saturday from about 5PM to close. I am hoping to get on all the Fear Fest attractions and give a fully detailed Photo Trip Report! Anyone be able to meet up? -James

^Also agreed. I think the bigger park the better. It is so much better to have a big park, like Cedar Point and Walt Disney World Parks, because there is so much to explore. Once you think you hva covered everything, there is still alot more stuff to do in the park.