onewheeled999

Okay, Team Fortress 2 is starting to piss me off. EVERY SINGLE SERVER, be it full or almost completely empty, says "Server is not responding". Which means I can't join any server.

Apparently, it's a point-and-click adventure game by the folks at Telltale Games, known for games like Sam & Max, The Secret of Monkey Island, and most recently Puzzle Agent. Plus, it has Christopher Lloyd voicing Doc Brown, so it's an automatic win.

I'm still absolutely disgusted by Metro PCS's new-ish ad campaign, with the Indian guys. How the hell did they allow that crap on television, how are people not complaining?!

The amazing Tea Time music from the amazing game Henry Hatsworth in the Puzzling Adventure.

Bro, we NEED to play some DJ Hero sometime. I'll add you right now.

I'm planning on buying Halo: Reach sometime in 2010. It probably won't be until November, though, since my school's production of Arabian Nights starts up tomorrow and will start going super late in the middle of October, so I'll have hardly any time to play. Also, the Enslaved: Odyssey to the West demo is up on Xbox Live Marketplace. It's actually a really fun demo, very cinematic in the best way possible, although as a result of that it holds your hand far too much for my liking. Hopefully the full game will end up being good.

Serj Tankian ft. Mike Patton - Bird's Eye My two personal favorite musicians EVER, collaborating on a single track? Yes please.

Damn my procrastination. It's 1:15 in the morning, it's not the time to be working on an English paper about our outside reading book.

Snuggie, duh. My sister has one and it's amazing. Would you rather have your internet limited ONLY to 4chan's /b/ board, or give up roller coasters for the rest of your life?

I think you all should give this a listen. It's a band from Seattle called Rabbit Junk, they've been around for a few years, released three albums, but aren't widely known in the least. They're a mix between digital-hardcore, industrial metal, and some hip-hop elements, pretty much. They're great. EDIT: Forget it, the vid's not working when I embed it. Just go on youtube and look up Ghetto Blasphemer, that's my personal favorite song by the band.

Oh, my god. You guys need to go on Steam and download the demo for Amnesia: The Dark Descent. It will scare the living hell out of you.

Why is it that on Youtube, if you type into the search bar "Smells Like Teen Spirit", you won't get any suggestions, but if you type "Smells like TEAM Spirit", you'll get a bunch of Nirvana stuff? I mean, WHAT?!

Egg - Mr. Bungle This song is brilliant, you all must listen to it.

Could you by any chance describe what the noises were like? Because I really want to try this tonight, and this is the only thing I'm a bit nervous about.

This is the best thing I've read all day. "Sickening, really. F**k these kids with the power of one thousand dicks."

Carousel - Mr. Bungle I've been listening to this song all day, I can't get enough of it.

I now have the 252nd highest score EVER on Groundhog, which is considered the hardest song in DJ Hero, on Expert. This song, to be exact. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaAjJG-c65o My score is actually higher than this guy's.

So, I've got a headline for you guys, get ready to hold onto your socks: Duke Nukem Forever IS GOING TO BE RELEASED. It's being made by Gearbox, the company that made Borderlands. Check out Youtube, there are some videos of the demo that was available at PAX 2010.

My friend Eva let me borrow Assassin's Creed for a week or two, I started it a couple days ago. Let me say, I can see why people say the game is stupidly repetitive. I've only gotten through two assassinations, and I've been sure to do every single optional task I can, minus the flags. But the game is pretty fantastic, the animations for Altair's freerunning are absolutely amazing. And this is probably one of the most beautiful games I've ever played, despite it being released three years ago. Too bad I can't figure out the story at all, since Ubisoft made the insanely stupid choice to not include subtitles in the game, so I can only understand about half of what people say. Oh well, I'll Wikipedia it.

So yesterday I saw Scott Pilgrim vs The World. For the second time. And I swear, that movie just gets better and better. Everybody should see it, and watch out for the Starcraft reference on the first date.

Keelhauled - Alestorm They're pretty damn awesome, I just discovered them. They're a Scottish pirate metal band, and yes, you read that right. They sing about pirates, rum, pillaging, gold and walking the plank with overdriven guitars and crazy drums. It's amazing.

So I was at my annual school carnival tonight, when there were like three fights at once, and the police showed up. A full 45 minutes before the carnival ended, they forced EVERYBODY out of the school. If you stopped to ask a security guard or policeman a question, like I did, they would SCREAM in your face to tell you to get off school property. So that means I couldn't get a school worker to help me get my backpack, which was left in the gym. It's still there. I can't get it until Monday. This whole night was just miserable, having a policeman yell at you so viciously when you haven't done a thing is a horrible experience.

Elements of Life vs Satisfaction - Tiesto vs Benny Benassi It's a mix from DJ Hero, and it's pretty much one of the best songs in the game, as well as the single most fun thing ever.

I actually found a video on Youtube where the comments are filled with people having good conversation, not "x people are tards and should go back to their moms basements". It kinda gives me hope for the world. And best of all, it's a video for an Avenged Sevenfold song.

I can't search anything on Google, every time I try my browser freezes and crashes. I'm seriously scared.