onewheeled999

I hate political arguments. SO. MUCH.

God, I miss this show. For all the trouble and stress that came from it (like getting that freaking can onstage... UGH), it was an incredible show, and it's sad to know that my high school will never do any show ever again that will be anywhere near as good as Hairspray was. Here's "You Can't Stop the Beat" from our show, excuse the girl who played Tracy for being out-of-breath in the very beginning, she just ran down a huge flight of stairs from the back of the house seconds before the song started.

Thanks, Facebook, for making your chat function absolutely useless. Oh, what's that you say? "It's more user-friendly"? If you consider it "user-friendly" to not show us who's online, but only show us the friends (both online and offline) that we most commonly contact, despite that being complete and utter crap, as it shows random people we haven't contacted in any way for months... then you're an idiot. I click the chat window to see which of my friends are online, not to see whether or not my so-called "top friends" are online. It's extremely inefficient to have to search for friends like this in order to find out if they're online. I hate this new feature, it's NOT something I'll just get used to like some other features. This CANNOT stay. And the fact that they don't let us disable it is just icing on the cake. EDIT: Woo, they changed it back! I guess enough people complained, so yay! EDIT: NO $%#@^$##%#$&^#$%# They changed it back to the sidebar.

One of these days, I will do it. I will find out how magnets (of the f***ing variety) work. It can't just be a miracle, man. There HAS to be something to it.

Yes, a cat and an African Grey parrot. Were you a fan of the cartoon Megas XLR?

I just played my first semi-real game of League of Legends. It was me and my friend up against bots, 5v5. It was intense. Since I'm extremely inexperienced, I died something like ten times in the 45+ minute game, so the enemy got pretty fueled up. I kept in the top lane with my friend for the majority of the game, so it was a bit of a tug-of-war up there while everything else played out with the bots. The enemy ended up getting through the defenses on the bottom lane, then the top lane, so I stuck to the base to defend while my friend pushed the middle lane, as she was right next to the enemy base. It went on for something like fifteen minutes: Minions and enemies would flood into our base, me and a few bots would push them back, only for them to storm right back in immediately. We ended up losing, as something like four champions and a few dozen minions stormed the base at the same time while I went to push the middle lane. Long, hard, and a great experience for a new player. And if anybody cares, I was Cho'Gath, she was.. someone else, not a free champion.

Getting into the bed in said hotel room and finding a pair of "unmentionables" at the foot end of the bed. What's worse than being seven years old and accidentally having your back rub up against your chair just right so it makes a fart sound in the middle of class?

Come on, guys. Their two albums are available for free here (It's totally legal, since it's the band's website, and they're asking you to name your price), and they're one of the best pop-punk bands I've ever heard. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CNQOfoAkPTU

Working on a huge project for several hours, finishing it, saving it on a flash drive, and then in the beginning of your presentation the computer crashes. And your teacher is not kind at all with time limits. (This happened to my friend during his senior project presentation, thankfully he still got a good grade) What's worse than having your name, address and phone number posted on 4chan?

Yay, finally finished with part 1 of 1984. I am LOVING this book. Which is funny, because I've heard that part 1 is an absolute snoozefest, and then it picks up soon after... I'm sucked in, I'm enthralled even when nothing is going on. I'm just a sucker for books, movies, etc. that give you a whole new world to understand.

Trying to read a post from somebody with really bad grammar that is trying to shove their violently anti-theist beliefs down your throat. What's worse than being told to "f**k off" by a parrot?

^ Actually, I heard he didn't commit suicide. He had an enlarged heart, and the effects from the drugs he used so often were building up. He knew he wouldn't live past thirty, I see it as just a final goodbye, a "thank you" to his bandmates, to his fans, to everybody that supported him. Now, for something a bit less depressing, something that combines my three loves: Dubstep, heavy metal, and typography.

The scent of her after the night of the infamous "meat dress". (Honestly, I think she's a REALLY good singer, and I respect her as an artist, but she just doesn't make very good music...) What's worse than taking a sip of flat, warm Coca Cola on a hot day?

In no particular order: Avenged Sevenfold Cobra Skulls The Secretions Pendulum The Haverchucks Rabbit Junk Bang Camaro EndeverafteR Taking Back Sunday ...And that's about it.

Deciding to jump into the water to chase after the fish, and being eaten by its mother. What's worse than the final film in a trilogy killing off every single character that you loved, and having the hated villain win?

Finally, after five years of being on this website and hoping to meet all of you, there's a way for me to go to one of these events! I only live an hour away from Six Flags Discovery Kingdom, and I could probably talk my dad into going as wel-- Wait, August 6th? *hurriedly checks calendar* ...That's the day I come back from Hume Lake. I can't go. Ah well, there's always next time, right?

I found the funniest thing ever in Left 4 Dead 2's new beta campaign, Cold Stream. In the safe rooms, there are always messages scribbled on the walls from previous "survivors" that came through before you. These usually point you in the right direction, say goodbye to loved ones, leave a will of some sort, that kind of thing. But one of the safe rooms in the new campaign had something that threw me for a loop. Scrawled on the wall is "WE ARE THE REAL MONSTERS". Under it, a dozen or so messages say "No, you idiot, the zombies are!", or "NO WE AREN'T DUMBA$$", or "Shut up, they're killing us!". I lol'd hard.

I love staying up obscenely late. Last night I was awake until 7:00 AM, and I plan on doing the same tonight, since my parents are coming home tomorrow, and I want the most possible time to myself.

Fiction - Avenged Sevenfold I still tear up every time I hear this song. It's so beautifully haunting, The vocals throughout are so powerful and intense, and it's just so meaningful that it's the last song Jimmy Sullivan ever recorded. Rest in peace, Jimmy, you'll never be forgotten.

I watched several shows for the first time this week. + South Park - LOVED it. It's incredibly dumb, while still being one of the most clever, original shows I've seen in a long time. + Futurama - Again, I loved it. For pretty much the same reasons. + Tosh.0 - Meh. The clips that Daniel Tosh brings onto his show, those are usually pretty funny. Daniel Tosh, on the other hand, is not funny. + That 70's Show - ...How did this show get any following whatsoever? Yeah, I guess there are some likeable characters, but this is one of the most painfully unfunny non-family-sitcom (I'm looking at you, Full House) shows I've ever seen. The jokes weren't funny, the laugh track was way too constant and came up at full blast occasionally when a line doesn't even seem to be intended to be funny... Maybe I just don't get it, but I didn't enjoy the show at all.

How does Matt Shadows from Avenged Sevenfold keep his voice from dying every single day? My throat hurts just listening to him talk, not to mention sing... Ah well. It's unique, and I love his voice.

Uninsured motorist insurance? Really? That's the best name they could come up with for that, an oxymoron?

I bought Jamestown today on Steam for $5 today, I've been looking into it since before it was released, and finally couldn't resist anymore. It's an old-school bullet-hell shoot-em-up at its most pure. You know how games these days tend to be so forgiving, giving you unlimited lives/continues, checkpoints, extra health and ammo all over the place, all that? Yeah, this game throws all that out the window, and sticks strong with its one-hit limit. One it, you lose a life. Three lives lost, you have to use a Continue to keep playing. You have two Continues per level. It doesn't sound too bad, until you remember that it's a bullet-hell game. Bullets come from every direction, and your main goal is just to weave in between them, narrowly avoiding getting blown apart at any waking second. To put it bluntly, IT'S HARD. But it's really fun at the same time, and finally beating a level without losing a life is so satisfying. I highly recommend it, even though there's only local 4-player multiplayer, not online.

Roller Coaster Tycoon 3... WHY U SO STUPID? Seriously, I've never had this much trouble getting a game to run on Windows Vista. I get a C++ error when running it normally, I get the exact same C++ error when trying to update it on SecuRom, the well-known link that fixed the problem for everyone three years ago doesn't work anymore, and all the current fixes I can find are for the Diamond version (I only have the original game)... UPDATE: Yus! Got it working. Why didn't I try to patch the game to its most recent update before trying anything else?

^ Just get rid of Shia LaBeuf and the crappy storyline that revolves around him, and I won't have any reason to skip out on the film. Seriously, if it were just robots fighting for an hour and a half, I'd be happy.