terrancew_hod

About hanging out with a girl and losing time hanging with your friends: Eventually it's going to happen. Might not be now, but one day "the girl" (whether it actually is or not) will come along and you end up spending massive times with her and your friend won't see you as much. I have a bunch of friends that I don't see when they're in a relationship, but as soon as they break up, my phone rings. Usually though, I don't pick up. Just keep that in mind when she comes along not to totally snub your friends. Terry

Terry's gay definitions: Careless Disregard (care·less dis·re·gard): An action done explicitly and blatantly to ignore someone without regard to their feelings; usually as a result of displeasure. Example: My friends took me to a drag contest on Saturday. One of the contestants, who was a complete hot mess, was doing a "talent" number which amounted to her doing uncoordinated dance moves to a poor quality tape--the bass and treble was missing from the sound and it had hissing going on as well. I was sitting in the front watching this mess and to take my mind off of it, I proceeded to text this guy I'm dating. I tried to be a bit discrete, with the phone down around my lap and I had my head down. Anyway, the contestant comes up to me and starts shimmining her fake boobs in my face. I looked up at her for two seconds, then I raised my pda phone up at eye level, blocking my view of her, and continued texting. I let her have it. She quickly finished her number and went back to the dressing room amid the laughter. My friend said the judges were trying not to laugh... and my antics was captured on film. My friend said "I want to get that tape of you feeding that chick nothing but careless disregard." Terry

1) TPR Spammers that can't spell. "Ameture porn stars" Good heavens. Terry

^I think you just contradicted yourself. You just said in the beginning that you would be free to not join in smoking pot or wearing something and your friends wouldn't care, then you ask about hanging with a girl and you don't want to lose your friends over it. What changed? If they don't care, then invite her to join you and your friends. Terry

^I don't usually like sitting toward the front, unless I'm on a coaster that I'm not sure how it will ride. Never been a fan of sitting up front unless it's a launched coaster. Terry

^I had to giggle at the "I'm a Christian so we won't be doing that" statement. There was enough teen Christians I knew when I was younger that was probably calling Jesus' name for all the wrong reasons and some of them got a nice "gift" nine months later. Don't be fooled; think of this word: temptation. Stick to the malls and groups of friends; snuggling on the beach alone, you're just asking for trouble, especially with those hormones raging. Just ask Gov Palin's kid about being a teen and that temptation takes over. Whoa! Have you heard of peer pressure? That age is when you start setting yourself for adulthood and seeing what you like and dislike. You aren't mature yet because you don't have that frame of reference that comes with maturity. That's why kids tend to make mistakes, get pressured into doing things, etc. That said, there are some 50 year olds that aren't mature either. Terry

I went to the park yesterday for a minute to ride the coaster and get my season pass (it was cheaper to get it here at the out-of-area rate) and rode the coaster. Two old biker dudes were in front of me just having the time of their life! I sat in the back row to get my thrill fix. I didn't get it. The biker dudes turned to me and said "Isn't this ride awesome?" me: "Meh. It was alright. I expected more." I guess it was cute for them though. Their faces cracked. Poor things, they have no frame of reference. That $15 parking was no joke by the way. Heck, I can get cheaper parking in South Beach on any given night (gotta get there early though). The preferred parking was about 3 dollars cheaper than the daily online admission! Oh my! Terry

^I read the post, then looked at your age. You guys sure move fast! I'd have to ground my daughter for doing all that snuggling on the beach watchin waves at night on the first date, with no chaperone. That's adult stuff, when they've known each other for a bit. If you're doing that on the first date, what's gonna top that? I'd be wary of any 16 year old boy that knows how to take a girl to "lookout mountain" and make it look like it's not about the sex. Sounds like he's setting a trap, so when he asks for sex you'll be so starry-eyed you won't be able to resist. Don't fall into it. Just keep your eyes open for those moves and those legs clamped. And you better not be havin sex, much less thinking about it. Whatever happened to teens just going to the mall and eating pizza? Terry

One of the girls from the 90s group Expose has a karaoke night at one of the bars down here. Oh how the mighty... Terry

^ So if the Lord sends Miss Right and you get blindsided with love and she wants to stay, you're stuck right? If you want to move, she just needs to know that up front. See the beginning of the relationship is when you get all that major junk out of the way. That way both of you know what you're getting into. And things such as if you don't want kids right away, that should be at the top of the list... and don't think that you can change their minds once the ring goes on the finger. If you wait, then it's harder. I usually tell people I date to get the major stuff out of the way at the beginning so it isn't a major issue later. I've dropped people like hot rocks because they sat on bombshells for weeks and didn't say anything. Terry

See now I'm surprised no one has said anything about the pic of the chick on the milking machine that I linked or the revised post on my site. You guys are no fun! My coworkers and I died with we saw that pic. Terry "make her say moo and we're set" Weaver

I just make light of it: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=646391#646391 (lol posted about this yesterday, but didn't think it deserved a thread). PETA is a hot mess. Terry

^Wasn't Lesbian, I'll tell you that! Terry

I had to sit one of the guys I'm dating down to talk today. That "L" word slipped out of his mouth (twice) so I had to tell him to slow waaaay down. I barely know him and it's way to early to say such things. Besides he has some major things to take care of. Didn't go too well at first because he started crying. I'm no good at this emotional stuff! Anyway, we talked for a while (making me very late for work) and I told him that I like him and I'm not going anywhere so there's no need to rush anything. Besides, I've been so used to doing things on my own and without anyone, it's gonna take time for me to think about having an "us" in my life or doing things together. I also need to make sure that he's the right person, and not just because he's there. If it moves to fast, I'm gonna get smothered and bolt so work your way into my life, not crash into it. I told him after the last few train wrecks of so-called dating, I'm a bit gun shy about the whole thing. So he understood after I explained it more. Anyway, I spoke a little bit with the other guy this week as well, he's been a bit under the weather and studying so he was happy when I contacted him. So we're going to go out on a date next week. At least I'm off to St. Louis this week for a little breathing room and to visit some old friends and see how big my exes have gotten. Terry

I found a Commodore Amiga emulator the other day. Still have to set it up, but I got nostalgic since I used to own an Amiga 2000 years ago. I'm still looking for this tank "capture the flag" game that I used to play with my roommate, who was one of the members of the college football team (sigh). (On a side note this was the same guy that got me a girl for my 21st birthday. Had to return it. Ya'll know why! Poor thing... I was passed out and she crawled in my bed... then I pushed her out and threw the covers over my head. The guys said they fell out laughing! Yeah they were watching!) Anyway, one time we were snowed in and I came back to the room from the cafeteria and just about the whole team was in there playing on my computer.... big boys! (sigh) Anyway, once I got it together, I had to tell them not to play with my computer when I'm not in, and then challenged them to play the tank game. That was a fun day... not as fun as I wanted it to be, mind you. Terry "wouldn't minded being tackled just once" Weaver

^Reduce the size of that first pic! It's huge!!! You'll be happy to know that the VIP Escorts sign made it through the blaze unscathed. So if you're alone in Ft Lauderdale and you need a hot girl to escort you for a ride at Boomers you're still in luck! Terry

See, I thought this was bad: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-0925-probation-officer,0,1400803,print.story Then I ran up on this: http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/nationworld/sns-ap-breast-milk-ice-cream,0,2881828,print.story (sigh) Then this is the image that came in my mind: Now the suggestion of milking women solidifies my opinion that PETA is just stupid. Use your inside voices, boo! And for those who think I couldn't find my visual online I got the link for you! I just didn't post it even though it was in a Australian Newspaper and it would have been a bit much here... but you want to see how wrong this is, go to http://img.scoop.co.nz/stories/images/0310/206b5be830bd486c711c.jpeg or my website at http://www.houseofdebbie.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=1041. That will get that idea out of your head quick! Those breast will be looking like elongated cow utters when that machine is done! Mmmm Mmmm! Can I get two scoops of 'Mammary Madness'? Waffle cone? Nah, put it in a D-cup!

Well rats! Guess I'll never see the park! Maybe they can sell the the mine train to Universal and maybe they can theme it up in place of Flying Unicorn in Harry Potter Land! There's a few UK-themed rides that they can shove in there from Hard Rock to beef the new land up... especially if they can get them for fire sale prices! Terry

Figured I'd add this to what I saw today. I passed this fire on the way to work. The sad thing is that people stopped on the highway to look, prompting me to honk my horn. Please don't stop unless the fire on the highway! Speaking of fire, if you look real close you can see what probably started the fire.

In addition to those rules: 4. Never leave someone that you're dating alone with your friend. That rule is protect you from friends that don't mind violating the first three rules, oh and people like me that love ruining people's nights when they're misbehaving. Let me explain. I knew someone that was dating someone. However, he would have a friend tag along so that he could "wander", leaving the friend to babysit the person he was with. You know what the guy was doing while the friend was babysitting. (the guy he was dating was really young, but we eventually...ok I... found out he was just as sneaky... they deserve each other!) Anyway, the friend would usually get mad for the guy doing it, and they would tell me the gossip. One day the guy calls me to go out with him and his date. Me: "If you leave me alone with your man, I'm throwing my tongue down his throat and we're dissappearing." We never went out. They guy would never leave us alone for more than five minutes from that point on. All his friends called me laughing because he called them all worried from what I told him. They told him, "Well that's what you get if you have him babysit your date while you run around like you did us." Then they would ask "And you were joking right?" I told them "Nope. I don't make empty threats. And least I was being honest and gave him fair warning against leaving me to babysit. I have a fee for babysitting." That's probably more that what he got from other people and they probably were misbehaving while the guy was "wandering". Terry

I won $80 today. Terry

The shows are sitting on my hard drive... now I have to get time to watch them!

Ya'll know good and well if they came out with a coaster called the Holy Roller, you would beating down the gates to get in! "Move, I need this credit!" Doesn't sound exciting to me. They should make it a museum and call it a day. Disney it won't be. I did have a good idea for a Christian Horror Dark ride with goes into a Gay Bar playing La Bouche. Oh the Horror! Then it goes into a catholic church and you catch a glimpse of a priest snatching an altar boy into the confessional! Hey let's make it a Sally ride so we can have a shooting gallery where you point crosses at targets. "Oh no, save the guy trying to serve us the koolaid! Save the teens trying to have sex!" Terry

* I have to be at work in an hour and I don't want to get out of bed! * Yesterday I met some friends out and while I was texting my British friend, a "troll" came up spewing lines (if you come up to me with lines, you get thrown to the wolves. Lines tell me that you're not being yourself.): troll: "We've been circling each other all night (he means he's been circling), so I figured I'd introduce myself." me: "Ok." (continues texting, ignoring him) Troll: (walks off) Mean? Yes. But my experience dictates "Give them no hope." Being nice means they start being more aggressive in hitting on me including trying to grope me and then I really get mean. Besides if you're eyeing someone else, the quicker you get rid of someone you don't want the better, otherwise someone else will move in on the one you're really interested in. Besides, I was already texting someone I was interested in and I wasn't looking for someone else. I was busy. * Did I say I don't want to get out of bed? Terry

Well in a week I went from a severe drought to talking to three people and I'm not sure what happened! The three are not only culturally different (Latin America, British, American) but physically different as well (muscular, not so slim , slim). And all of them are waaaay too young for me! So imagine the surprise on everyone's face when I'm actually hitting it off with the nerdy British kid and we're discussing computers and Thorpe Park. Yep, he's a coaster fan too. But then I said probably need a nerdy but cute person because of my own personality... lord knows I'm nerdy as heck! Unfortunately he has some major issues he needs to take care of before we proceed any farther, but a least we're getting along surprisingly well. He wants to go coaster riding with me sometime as well; he hasn't been to the Dania Beach Hurricane, so I may surprise him with that tonight if the weather holds. The american guy is about as laid back as I am and down to earth. So we end up on the patio talking it up and chewing gum. He was also asking about exercise tips because he thinks I'm a big dude! We'll see how that goes. The latin guy is going to be discounted as just physical judging from the looks and conversation, so I may just end that because that's not what I'm looking for. Terry