At least MF has never had the status: SBNO (Standing but not operating)
That's what they want you to think. Ever since late in the 2001 season, Cedar Point has been abandoned, and most of the midwest is now just a simulation so that the goverment can have hobos take down Cedar Point.
Everything should be complete on October 31st, 2009, everyone in the midwest will wake up on November 1st, and find that Cedar Point is closing forever, to make way for Xbox & Hamburger Land: The All American Amusment Park, which will have an Arrow death machine looper, a boring and rough Arrow suspended, a horridly unreliably Arrow 4D, a incredible painfull dueling S&S Thrust Air coaster, and a wheel chucking Morgan hyper, along with a selection of stupidly badly built kiddie rides by Chevy.
EDIT: The guy who managed to post at the exact same time as me is also a conspiracy. He is working on a Belgian goverment approved plan to poison exported choclate, which will then destroy America.
Thats all I can say