Masked_Maverick

This just in:Moscow in flames,missles heading toward New York. Film at 11. I love the Kentucky Fried Movie

Yes. But I was young and needed the money. Are you a coaster credit whore?

I tried breaking it early on but noone cares. Nver wax a car with a cat.

some good deep dish pizza too

Spam and one day two meteors (one coming toward the earth and the other the moon.) will collide, smash the earth and the moon together and it's going to be delicious. Whose line is it anyway exactly?

Congratulations Reg it's a squid.

Because tiny space aliens landed in my brain and told me to free all the Kangaroos. Why is it that everytime I wake up I have a cat on my head?

I am watching Men In Black for the first time in years.

^ Wishes people would stop assuming crap. < Is very bored V May or may not make a random fact within 5 min. of reading this post.

^ I think we have found your heatwave.

No. But now that you mention it... Have you ever seen the movie The Last Dragon?

When I say "Whose the Master?" You say "Sho Nuff".

^Although I did love Running With Scissors I guess because the summer it came out was one of my favorite summers ever sort of a nostaligia thing.

^ Doesn't know that I also run with Staplers < Likes to run while carrying various office supplies V Doesn't know the correct 'running with scissors' technique.

Log Flume. Why must I be a teenager in love?

No. Never been. Is it supposed to storm and/or is storming in your area?

First you will be shot to death. Then you will be asked to leave the country.

Snuff the Punk-P.O.D. (Payable On Death)

If you hope and pray hard enough than someday, when all seems chaotic and very wrong with the world then my friend you will be able to count to 5. Did I really have to give that long of an answer?

Why do bird suddenly appear?

And Leons get laaaaarger

The Villian at Geauga Lake.

No. Do you agree that The Dude abides?

^ Right,Wrong,Wrong,Right

Cold-Crossfade Now: Ants Marching-Dave Matthews Band. This song ALWAYS reminds me of Cp.