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Because you didn't have the money to buy them!

 

Why are the Buffalo and Rochester news outlets calling Darien Lake's Super Loop ride a roller coaster?

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Because Six Flags Magic Mountain spent most of the money marketing YOLOcoaster that they couldn't afford bigger trains for it!

 

Why does everyone thinks that Darien Lake is still owned by Six Flags?

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Because Kings Island made a bad choice and should have had GCI build Son of Beast instead!

 

Why are Darien Lake competitors (Martins Fantasy Island and Seabreeze) trying to "kill" Darien Lake?

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Because Six Flags wanted Great Adventure to be the East Coast counterpart to Magic Mountain on the west!

 

Why did Busch Gardens Tampa let Gwazi rot?

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Because they realized they screwed up by making the layout too crazy for PTCs. (TBH, those were some of the coolest PTCs i've ever seen.)

 

Why are there not more Aquatrax coasters?

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Because Matt Groening is holding all the families of Fox Network executives hostage.

 

What movie will Kim Jong Un try to censor next?

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Because Six Flags just wants to have "barging rights" to make people think that there Super Loops are "unique attractions", in other words, it's a marketing ploy!

 

Why did Cedar Point let the special effects of Disaster Transport "rot"?

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Because Paramount is a big multimedia conglomerate and they wanted the best for their parks!

 

How come Darien Lake hasn't announced something to go in 'Cuda Falls' place yet?

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I refuse to answer any questions about 'Cuda Falls.

 

Why do I have to go back to school tomorrow? Can't we honor another historical figure and have a holiday?

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