DarienLaker Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 Because farts are a poop by-product! Why are most dogs dumb? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceWarrior Posted January 3, 2015 Share Posted January 3, 2015 They only act dumb because it makes them look cuter and then we will pet them. Why won't Silverwood add an RMC? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 4, 2015 Share Posted January 4, 2015 Because Silverwood is not owned by Six Flags! Why does Burger King strive for quantity over quality? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 (edited) Because His Uncanniness The Burger King had it his way! Why haven't I bought more Wii U accessories? Edited January 22, 2015 by DonGeorge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because you didn't have the money to buy them! Why are the Buffalo and Rochester news outlets calling Darien Lake's Super Loop ride a roller coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because Jim Reid Anderson is their boss! Why did Jim Reid Anderson cripple the already troubled capacity of Full Throttle in the 2014 announcement video? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because Six Flags Magic Mountain spent most of the money marketing YOLOcoaster that they couldn't afford bigger trains for it! Why does everyone thinks that Darien Lake is still owned by Six Flags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because everyone is still in the year 2000. Why did RCCA build Son of Beast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because Kings Island made a bad choice and should have had GCI build Son of Beast instead! Why are Darien Lake competitors (Martins Fantasy Island and Seabreeze) trying to "kill" Darien Lake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because Darien Lake was bought by Six Flags! Why do I have to walk home from school into oncoming traffic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because you'll do anything to get home from school before dinner! Why is Six Flags a "corrupt" park ownership company? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because Premier Parks bought too many parks. Why did Great Adventure buy so many rides in 1999? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because Six Flags wanted Great Adventure to be the East Coast counterpart to Magic Mountain on the west! Why did Busch Gardens Tampa let Gwazi rot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because they realized they screwed up by making the layout too crazy for PTCs. (TBH, those were some of the coolest PTCs i've ever seen.) Why are there not more Aquatrax coasters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 15, 2015 Share Posted January 15, 2015 Because there are water park that have slides that are just as thrilling! Why won't The Simpsons get cancelled? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cfc Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Because Matt Groening is holding all the families of Fox Network executives hostage. What movie will Kim Jong Un try to censor next? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Terminator: Drevmcast Why can I not stop playing Super Smash Bros. 4 on Wii U? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Because you're addicted to the game! Why do some people consider a Super Loop ride to be a coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Because they think the secret to a long-lasting life is to avoid breathing! Why does Six flags refer to a Super Loop as a 'unique attraction?' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Because Six Flags just wants to have "barging rights" to make people think that there Super Loops are "unique attractions", in other words, it's a marketing ploy! Why did Cedar Point let the special effects of Disaster Transport "rot"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Because nobody wants to help a coaster that says 12E. Why did Paramount want to build an elevator Hyper Coaster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 Because Paramount is a big multimedia conglomerate and they wanted the best for their parks! How come Darien Lake hasn't announced something to go in 'Cuda Falls' place yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Warrior Posted January 20, 2015 Share Posted January 20, 2015 I refuse to answer any questions about 'Cuda Falls. Why do I have to go back to school tomorrow? Can't we honor another historical figure and have a holiday? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Because an education is a terrible thing to waste! Is it O.K. to have a weird obsession with a coaster that you have never rode? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonGeorge Posted January 21, 2015 Share Posted January 21, 2015 Yes. That always happens to me. Why was Viper @ Astroworld not relocated? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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