Game-The Guy Above Me

[ebl]

^ Into chrome.

 

< Stretches jokes.

 

V Stretches pantyhose!

[Skycoastin Steve]

^ Farted a lot as a young warthog.

 

< Looks damn good in pantyhose, thank you very much.

 

v Is looking for Mary Samsonite.

[the sound]

^ Name reminds me of Seasick Steve.

< Rather likes Kasabian

\/ Probably has never heard of Kasabian.

[Skycoastin Steve]

^ Doesn't like signatures as much as Kasabian

 

< Thought Kasabian might have been an Australian food choice, but Google informed him it's a band.

 

v Picks his/her nose.

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

/\Pans for gold in his nose

\/Blames it on the alcohol

[Skycoastin Steve]

^ Likes boogers on his hot dogs.

 

< Likes ketchup, mustard, and sweet relish on his hot dogs.

 

v Likes anchovies in his/her macaroni and cheese!

[paintballer]

^ Likes too much stuff on his Hot Dog

< Likes Ketchup and THATS IT.

V Likes every condiment ever made on their hot dog

[ebl]

^ Good taste in condiments with JUST KETCHUP.

 

< Likes just ketchup.

 

V Likes to "ketchup" to a herd of stampeding elephants!

[XII]

^ Only likes ketchup

 

< Likes 99% of all condiments.

 

V Likes -99% of all condiments

[KDcoasterMAN]

^is twelve?

 

 

v doesn't know how to spell?

[XII]

^ Can't read the part of my post that says my age.

 

< Can read the part of people's posts that says their age.

 

V Can read peoples palms.

[PoisonedPirate]

^ Man

 

< Not a Man

 

v He-Man

[Skycoastin Steve]

^ Feels the power.

 

< HAS THE POWERRRRRR!!!!!!

 

V Just can't do it, captain, they don't have the power!

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

^Is Powerless

V is a power ranger

[ebl]

^ Pedal to the metal.

 

< Sunglasses on.

 

V Sitting on sunglasses!

[Skycoastin Steve]

^ Sunny in his home.

 

< Sunny where the sun don't shine.

 

V Sunny D!

[PoisonedPirate]

^ Joined on 15 July

 

< Born on 15 July

 

v Became a born again Christian on 15 July

[Skycoastin Steve]

^ Summer baby.

 

< Christmas baby.

 

V Crybaby!

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

^Bubbleboy

Vfatboy

[PoisonedPirate]

^ Fan of Jay Kay

< Fan of Jay Kay's cars

v Fan of Hay Day

[Pingu1651]

^ Hay is for Donkeys

 

< Hay is for mazes

 

v Hey!

[Coaster Cow]

^Howdy!

V Eating a hamburger! (also somehow related to Cows and therefore "howdy")

[ebl]

^ Teenager looking down here.

 

< Oldtimer looking over there.

 

V Just looking like he was dragged through the mud!

[Skycoastin Steve]

^Dragged me through the mud.

 

< Coming up with a payback method.

 

V Ham sammich!

[PoisonedPirate]

^ Wants payback

< Wants her paycheck

V Wants a piggyback