Guy T. Koepp Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 Alright peeps! I am sad to say that I am falling a bit short on my personal goal of monies for tha "Polar Plunge." I now am stooping to shameless tactics! I have been offered a nice sum of money to jump in tha freezing waters of Hurricane Harbor with nothing on but a speedo! If you donate to "Special Olympics" sponsoring Guy. I will write your name on my body in the location you desire and take it to the icy depths with me. Do remember, some of your names will be covered as they won't allow me to do this "IN THA NUDE!" Send me your check, and I will reserve a space on my body for you! I will PM you my address upon your acceptance of this once in a lifetime offer. Give it up peeps!
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 13, 2006 Author Posted April 13, 2006 Huge props up to Eric Johnson! I recieved your check Monday! You are awesome! Thank you from tha bottom of my heart, and my frozen nads. Choose a body part!
SharkTums Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 I'll give you some money...Hmmm, which body part...how about your 3rd Nipple???? Oh, you don't have one...ok, I'll take somewhere around the crotch then!
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 13, 2006 Author Posted April 13, 2006 Just remember! The potatoes and carrot have only so much room. My ASS already belongs to another!
Wes Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 How much are you looking for? I'll definately put some money up, but I want you to put the Hobo symbol over your heart.
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 13, 2006 Author Posted April 13, 2006 I don't get the Hobo symbol? I have no problem with it. If it is an inside joke, let me in before I embarass myself wearing it. I also don't want to be wearing some gangland symbol that marks me as a walking target for a driveby or anything. I know you Wes, your always up to something between nebulizer breaths. I know what it is. It's a ancient Jewish symbol for Hitler Youth. Great! That's just what I need, to have the Jewish Mafia after me... again! I don't know if you've dealt with them before. I have! They gave me the Matza treatment for de-flowering a JAP. They locked me in a dark room while they trounced around me in the dark trying to guilt me into an apology. I remember it like it was yesterday. The haunting sounds of a dozen elderly women chanting "Why don't you ever call home?" or, "What? Your dinner's not good enough for you? Mr. high and mighty?" Then your assulted by the Rabbis, "Your gonna give your poor mother a heart attack! Do you want that on your conscience!?" Oh God! Not the Rabbis! Anything but the Rabbis! Guy "Yeah, whatever dude. For a thousand bucks I'll do it!" Koepp
Wes Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 The Hobo "H in Sunrays" symbol is from the book "The Areas Of My Expertise" by John Hodgman. It is said to be the symbol that hoboes used to signify to their fellow kind that it was time to overtake the United States government. It isn't a gang symbol, unless you count hoboes as a gang. But yeah, I will seriously chip in if you draw it on you.
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 13, 2006 Author Posted April 13, 2006 I'll give you some money...Hmmm, which body part...how about your 3rd Nipple???? Oh, you don't have one...ok, I'll take somewhere around the crotch then! What's tha deal with the 3rd nipple? You are the second person who has mentioned a 3rd nipple. Did I say something at one time in a drunken stupor that I am now forced to regret?
SharkTums Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 Lou's money came in, so a body part now belongs to her!
Carnage Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 ^ Are you selling body parts too now? If so I get one too right?
Erik Johnson Posted April 13, 2006 Posted April 13, 2006 Huge props up to Eric Johnson! I recieved your check Monday! You are awesome! Thank you from tha bottom of my heart, and my frozen nads. Choose a body part! LoL, just go ahead and write Leanne's name instead. Ummmm, how about on the back of your right knee.
Louise Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 Lou's money came in, so a body part now belongs to her! WOOT, I want the boobs... Oh wait, a part of Guy's body? My first choice was his arse but apparently I'm not important enough for that so I think I have his neck.
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 Lou's money came in, so a body part now belongs to her! I'm so embarassed! I actually gave Lou 2 body parts. Cause she gave more than she promised + she's smokin' hot and I likes to give a little more to tha ladies! 1)Back of neck. I assume so Barry will have something to drool over! Either that or she just wants something to read while I'm bent over. Anyway, I'm cool wit dat. 2)My belly! I will reserve my witty comment as it would cross tha boundry of NC-17. Guy " It brings a great big smile to my face to think about though. " Koepp
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 ^ Are you selling body parts too now? If so I get one too right? For a sponsorship, you get your name on a body part. Oh... There will be a Guy's body TR.
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 Huge props up to Eric Johnson! I recieved your check Monday! You are awesome! Thank you from tha bottom of my heart, and my frozen nads. Choose a body part! LoL, just go ahead and write Leanne's name instead. Ummmm, how about on the back of your right knee. My inner knee now belongs to Leanne. Curtesy of you Eric.
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 14, 2006 Author Posted April 14, 2006 Lou's money came in, so a body part now belongs to her! WOOT, I want the boobs... Oh wait, a part of Guy's body? My first choice was his arse but apparently I'm not important enough for that so I think I have his neck. You had me at ARSE! Pick a cheek! Guy "You already got tha boobs you wanted. I have the T-shirt to prove it!" Koepp
Wes Posted April 14, 2006 Posted April 14, 2006 ^ You should have my check by Monday at the latest. I guess we can see how efficient USPS is in sending a letter a couple of miles. I enclosed a diagram showing you how to draw the hobo H on your body.
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 15, 2006 Author Posted April 15, 2006 Huge props to Loser_nerd! My forehead has officially been rented. Thanks so much for the donation! Your kindness is mucho appreciado! Guy "Raking it in hand over fist since I became a body sign whore." Koepp
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 15, 2006 Author Posted April 15, 2006 Wes Rocks! I got your check today! Thanks a bunch! You now officially own the realestate that covers my heart. Awwww! Wait! You know that's man boob, right? Anyway, thanks a bunch! Guy "Wes likes man boob! Wes likes man boob." Koepp
USRoadTripper Posted April 16, 2006 Posted April 16, 2006 Hey Guy! Elissa should be getting my check at her office in a few days! So I wanna claim you right bicep with the word: P I C K L E written down it! -Julie (Jahan, you're still getting a donation too )
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 17, 2006 Author Posted April 17, 2006 ^ I don't love man boob, I love GUY BOOB. So shall you have Guy Boob! Not Guy Side Boob I might add. Full frontal Guy Boob! Run while you can!
Guy T. Koepp Posted April 17, 2006 Author Posted April 17, 2006 My Right bicep would love to have the honor of PICKLE written upon it. I'm sure Elissa will give me tha heads up when the check is recieved. Thanks Julie! Your awesome.
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