Guy T. Koepp Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Silly me. I thought it was a race to see who could finish first. Guy "The 30 second O." Koepp
dougr Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Dear Guest Services: I am writing to you today to express my displeasure at a Team Member who works the Men in Black: Alien Attack attraction. I visited Universal Orlando on December 29, 2005 as a solo traveler. At around 8:30 am, I decided to ride the Men in Black: Alien Attack attraction. Although the posted wait was 5 minutes, I decided to use the single riders line as I always do. The Team Members directed me to the next available ride vehicle. I happened to be the only person in that vehicle. As I was boarding the vehicle, I heard a Team Member say to me, “So you’re alone? That’s kind of sad and pathetic!” I wasn’t able to see his name tag, but I recall he had a deep voice and I believe he wore glasses. The team member then boarded my craft and asked if he could ride with me. I was a little apprehensive at first, but I obliged. As the ride started, the team member told me his name was Reginald and that from the moment he saw me in the single riders' line, he instantly wanted me. Suddenly, he kissed me on the mouth, and for a moment I hesitated, but his lips were soft and sweet. I gave into my carnal passion. Reginald and I proceeded to make hot, dirty love as the ride progressed. He would stare deep into my eyes and smile as he passionately filled me with his love. He finished, and the ride was soon over. Reginald said he would call me. It's now been a week, and I still have not received a phone call. I find this rude. Sincerely, Barry Hom PS: My score was 571,000. Dear Penthouse Forum, You are never going to believe this story. I work for a large movie-oriented theme park in Florida. I was working the single rider line at an attraction based on a popular movie, when I noticed a striking guy with sad but beautiful eyes standing by himself in the line. I was excited, but too scared to do anything until he was safely on the ride-then I called out to him-I wasn't sure he understood what I said, so I boarded his craft and asked if I could ride with him. Soon our hands were all over each other...soon my hand reached down to EDITED BY SITE OWNER
ParkTrips Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 you should of opened up the can of whoop-ass on that Florida State graduate! LOL Since the other two FLA schools got beat - Isn't it great to be a Florida Gator? Don't even mention Tech though This thread just goes to show that even the best of parks can have sour apples... among other things...
thunder001 Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 I might be catching onto this a bit late, but after hearing what was said, I think my first reply might have been, "Could be worse...I could look like you!" After giving some thought, the only other thing I might have said is "At least I did something with my education" A bit late, but that is an Aussie point of view.
robbalvey Posted January 5, 2006 Posted January 5, 2006 Why hasn't AR&R found this thread yet? --Robb
BarryH Posted January 5, 2006 Author Posted January 5, 2006 If AR&R find this, it means I have made it, much like being parodied in Mad Magazine.
the sound Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 After giving some thought, the only other thing I might have said is "At least I did something with my education" i would have said something simalir like that, if it had been me. i would also of made sure that i re-rode it so i could find his name tag, and tell his boss! oh yeah, i believe i was the first Australian to reply to this topic!
Guy T. Koepp Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 I would have re-rode it, walked up to him, turned around and Farted on him. Guy "What's he gonna do?" Koepp
BarryH Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 I would have re-rode it, walked up to him, turned around and Farted on him. Man, that idea stinks!
Guy T. Koepp Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 In the best kinda way. What are they gonna do? Revoke your annual pass for passing gass in public? Guy "A few beans every night go a long way." Koepp
BarryH Posted January 6, 2006 Author Posted January 6, 2006 ^If you fart, then people in the attraction will pass out. People allergic to fats will break out in hives and possibly die. Then you will be sued! Otherwise, some 11 year old kids will start laughing uncontrolably. Personally, I think the floating head needs to take a bite out of rude ride ops. 8)
Guy T. Koepp Posted January 6, 2006 Posted January 6, 2006 I can't control the floating head. It has a mind of it's own. Get it! A mind of it's own. Cause' it's a head and it has a mind in it... and it thinks... it... brains. Oh nevermind! Get it, nevermind. Cause that is a play on the word mind... and there's a head... with a mind of its own... and the head has a mind in it... and it thinks... it... brains. Oh jeezeus! This is mindless. Oh there I did it again! The whole mind thing... and the head has a mind in it... and it thinks... it... brains. Robbs birthday is on Monday. Guy "I had to stop the madness." Koepp
cfc Posted January 8, 2006 Posted January 8, 2006 ^If you fart, then people in the attraction will pass out. People allergic to fats will break out in hives and possibly die. Then you will be sued! Only if you've been eating peanuts.
arnr Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Why hasn't AR&R found this thread yet? 'Cause we were traveling. We found it now.
BarryH Posted January 9, 2006 Author Posted January 9, 2006 ^I feel so honored to be on AR&R. I would like to thank my producer, my director, my mom, my dad, my two brothers, and my parakeet. Thank you for this fine honor.
robbalvey Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Why hasn't AR&R found this thread yet? 'Cause we were traveling. We found it now. LMAO! Awesome!
Guy T. Koepp Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Who is AR&R? :oopsr: Some kinda Universal reporting facility? Guy "inquiring minda wanna know." Koepp
BarryH Posted January 9, 2006 Author Posted January 9, 2006 AR&R = www.absolutelyreliable.com Now you know...and knowing is half the battle! GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJoooooooooooooooooooooeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Guy T. Koepp Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 Thank you! Guy "You learn something everyday." Koepp
BarryH Posted January 9, 2006 Author Posted January 9, 2006 I think if AR&R found the posts on the stupid DISBoards, they'd have a field day!
WillMontu Posted January 9, 2006 Posted January 9, 2006 This thread is officially up there, along with some pictures from the recent Asia trip.
the sound Posted January 15, 2006 Posted January 15, 2006 have you sent that letter yet? you could get on the news if this goes any further.
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