The Office Humor E-Mailed Picture Thread

[chadster]

You know you got them, heck, you've forwarded them on to dozens of people. So, here's your chance to show them off. Post up all those strange, crazy, or just plane WTF? pics you've gotten in your office (or home/school if that's that case) E-Mail!

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[derek_lentz]

This is my favorite: The 6 Phases of Work

 

You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your fellow co-workers are wonderful, you think to yourself that you work in a gorgeous environment, you love the guests, coworkers, and your manager is the best! This is the best job ever!

 

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

 

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what you feel like after ONE month. If you hear the term, " THIS IS NOT ACCEPTABLE" one more time, your head might fly off!

 

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress. You're gaining weight due to lack of exercise and the food in the cafeteria. You have lost motivation to do anything after trying to make everyone happy. When you do get home, you feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your co-workers are too cheerful for your liking . You start feeling like the walls of are closing in.

 

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- You think this is better then actually shooting the guests. You can't understand why people try to get free stuff all the time. Your bright and sunny demeanor starts to dissipate and you understand the meaning of, "I want to pop a cap in their ..." you know...

 

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You WISH you had an office door to keep people out. You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place!

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Eric

[Ace Of Spades]

Seconded, the last one had me rolling on the floor!

[chadster]

LMAO! Keep em coming!

[chadster]

Here's a few more...