Photo Trip Report: WonderPark

[ginzo]

We met briefly with James, a local TPR member, and rode Ohio's finest steel coaster, the Boa Squeeze. I predict PKI will be out of business in 3 years due to this monster of a coaster.

 

We played a few of the games, including an excellent video bowling game.

My turn!

Put your hands where I can see them!

Say hi!

I'm tired of these !@#!@# snakes in this !@#$!@#!@ coaster.

If you win at this game, Carlos Santana will hire you. Really.

Obligatory back-of-heads shot.

Yeah!

Cedar Fair look out!

It's not a real theme park without this.

[Homer]

Boa Squeeze isn't the greatest. I seriously think Teeny Weeny at Tusenfyrd is the greatest steel coaster.

[Canobie Fan]

Teeny Weeny at Tusenfyrd is the greatest steel coaster.

And heres my POV!! -

[ginzo]

Nice! That totally pwns Expedition GeForce and Black Mamba.

[allisonLOVEsTPR]

lol looks like alot of fun!!

 

always

 

allison " wv is the coolest/ i love dippindots" alvarez

[coastercrazy216]

Boa Squeeze isn't the greatest. I seriously think Teeny Weeny at Tusenfyrd is the greatest steel coaster.

 

I completely agree, but Boa Squeeze looks pretty awesome

[jamesdillaman]

Boa Squeeze was pretty good, but that Bowling Game owned all others, and the weird shoot the diet coke can game was a lot of fun, too. Too bad Julia couldn't make it, Joe, she missed out. I had fun with you and Liz, though.

 

-James "Would like to mention he WON the bowling game AHEM " Dillaman

[ginzo]

Boa Squeeze was pretty good, but that Bowling Game owned all others, and the weird shoot the diet coke can game was a lot of fun, too. Too bad Julia couldn't make it, Joe, she missed out. I had fun with you and Liz, though.

 

-James "Would like to mention he WON the bowling game AHEM " Dillaman

 

You didn't just win. You destroyed us! I think you won by like 50 points.

 

That game is nice, but pricey. $1 per player seems steep.

 

We should rematch on bowling whenever one of us can get a Wii.

[the sound]

Bah! Python Pit will always be better then Boa Squeeze!

[jamesdillaman]

The whole place was a lot more run down than the last time I was there. The DDR machine had problems with one arrow, some of the arcade items didn't even work, and many times we had to go up to complain about machines taking our tokens and not working. I wonder if this place is still making money.

 

-James Dillaman

[Satoshi]

how much do we pay for 1 ride on Boa Squeeze?! cuz i wanna keep

my hands up on the whole ride! weeee!!!!!

[rollermonkey]

Kinda funny, I went to Dollywood this past weekend, and the guy I went with insisted on stopping in Cincinnati to get new photos of Boa Squeeze. He didn't even ride.

 

Strangely, I paid the two bucks for the tickets, then the op didn't even take them.

[ginzo]

how much do we pay for 1 ride on Boa Squeeze?! cuz i wanna keep

my hands up on the whole ride! weeee!!!!!

 

I think it's just $1 for a ride. If you ride in the back, it's hard to keep your hands up the whole way. The turn after the first drop is surprisingly forceful in the back seat.

[ginzo]

how much do we pay for 1 ride on Boa Squeeze?! cuz i wanna keep

my hands up on the whole ride! weeee!!!!!

 

I think it's just $1 for a ride. If you ride in the back, it's hard to keep your hands up the whole way. The turn after the first drop is surprisingly forceful in the back seat.

[PhishyBrewer]

Lame knock-off!!!