Things not to do at McDonalds

[J man]

I saw this, thought it was funny. So I'm posting it here. Enjoy.

 

Things not to do when visiting a Mc Donald's.

[Angry_Gumball]

That's great...the things you learn as a McD's worker. He should have added "Don't go crying to us if your clumsy and you spilled your hot coffee on yourself..afterall, there are warning labels on the cup that the contents are hot."

[Chaddyboy]

That's some darned funny stuff. The best part is, that stuff actually happens quite often. It's not just something you hear comedians say that seem like they could happen but you've never experienced.

[BelizeIt]

I'm sensing a lot of pent-up hostility in that list, I didn't realize working at McDonalds was so stressful! No doubt Joanna (the lists creator) goes home from work everynight and polishes her sawed off shotgun, as a ticking sound in her head gets louder and louder and louder!

 

I think Randal from the movie "Clerks" puts it well, "This job would be great if it wasn't for the F**king customers."

[zaneymon]

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Rollerholden]

#1 - Don't eat the "food"!

[Satoshi]

awesome!

 

japan's not totally under the rule of these darn stuff.

however good thing all guys can't speak 4 letters word

when visiting mcdonald's in the US yeah!

wow it's like offended guys who's doin' illegal stuffs or line

jumpin' get removed from the park in cedar point.

we gotta get done so in mcdonald's when saying ****as well.

try to watch your tongue in elissa's lovely place!

 

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[Masked_Maverick]

I especially concur with the giving change after I have opened my register and started to count out yours. People do this all the time where I work and it bugs the crap out of me.