
Guy T. Koepp
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Cedar Point (CP) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^That would be a T&A bounce. Not a B&M bounce. Butt I'd still like to see one! See what I did there? I used the word butt instead of but. Wordplay = Comedy! -
Cedar Point (CP) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
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Holiday World (HW) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^^Please oh please Paula, anything but that. How about Love Darts? Passion Lasers? Cuddle Wedgies? Horny Grenades? Amore Torpedos? Anything but Heart Callers. -
Holiday World (HW) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
I think Paula mentioned that she was partial to Valentines day. I like this idea. A tunnel of love ride would be fun. HW could use another indoor ride. Ohhh! How about a Cupid shooting dark ride? Cupid gets sick and you have to fill in for him on Valentines day by shooting laser arrows at people to make them fall in love. I'm all for this. -
Holiday World (HW) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
New boats for Pilgrims Plunge! -
Alton Towers Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to Ed's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
If I had a nickle every time someone said that to me. Guy "I'd be 5c richer." Koepp -
Fun Spot America Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to jedimaster1227's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
That classic 12-30 year old demographic that likes to come on here and misinform people about coasters. Not a broad generalization at all! Sent from my SM-G955U using Tapatalk Didn't mean it to sound quite like that... What I meant was that as you get older, your body isn't quite as tolerant of shuffling or getting banged around on a coaster. A lot of folks within that 12-30 age group will usually defend any ride that older enthusiasts say is rough by saying it isn't...because their bodies can usually endure more of an ass-kicking than someone that's older. I'm not speaking for Robb or every coaster enthusiast over the age of 40 as everyone's idea of "rough" is different. Nor would I say that EVERY person between 12-30 isn't going to encounter a coaster that doesn't kick their a$$ at some point. I wouldn't hesitate to give Mine Blower a whirl to see what I personally think of it...it certainly is a very interesting looking coaster. But I'd probably bring the Excedrin along with me as a back-up, just in case. And yes...getting older definitely sucks! You're only as old as your age is in years. -
Photo TR's: JordyC's Theme Park Adventures
Guy T. Koepp replied to JordyC's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
This is such a beautiful park. I truly hope I can get to it one day. Great pictures! -
Alton Towers Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to Ed's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
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The Official TPR Video Thread!
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^Great song. Doesn't help my conundrum. -
The Official TPR Video Thread!
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Butts, boobs and skulls, 3 ingredients that make any ride great. However, I think fire is always an acceptable replacement for skulls. Nothing can replace butts and boobs, but skulls and fire are interchangeable. But never go full quad! No mortal can stand the the unholy mixture of butts, boobs, skulls and fire. It can't, and should never even be attempted. I fear there would be tremendous loss of sanity. Guy "Did I use the proper "there" there in that sentence? It just looks wrong to me. It's not their, as that would be the possesive, right? And it's definitely not they're, 'cause that is a contraction of they are. But the "there" I used back there just feels wrong to me. The actual loss of sanity is possesive, meaning as a person, you can possess the loss of sanity. 'Cause that would then imply that the "their" is the correct "their" there. As a rider, they're possesing their actual insanity there. Right? Am I over thinking this?" Koepp -
Fun Spot America Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to jedimaster1227's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Too many jokes, too little time! I'll just start this one off with the classic. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! Who's next? -
Cedar Point (CP) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
I could be where they are gonna put the boat in the off season? -
The last new Coaster in your Count
Guy T. Koepp replied to K1ngdaKa88's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
Storm Chaser! -
Cedar Point (CP) Discussion Thread
Guy T. Koepp replied to robbalvey's topic in Theme Parks, Roller Coasters, & Donkeys!
^^I think that's just left over extentions of the bents RMC cut into that already existed. The had to cut it that way to make that hill outward banked. They may have left it for structural integrity as well. But it will make for an interesting head chopper effect.