Guy T. Koepp

There was like a 15 minute window yesterday morning when it was down. But aside from that. It has been working great.

This makes me very excited for HAUNT O'13! So happy to hear that Elvira will be back. I loved her show the last time it appeared. Hot wet chicks in thongs! My kinda show!

It's all about the Intamin cable. Better to be safe rather than sorry when those things are concerned.

^I just noticed that! This is the most brilliant T-shirt logo for this event. I hope you actually use this logo for the T-shirt design.

^What a great story. I for one love the names you all have chosen in Splashin' Safari. So kudos, for sticking to your guns with Wildebeast!

I am working in LA until the 5th. Let me see if Alana will let me stay through the weekend. Only down side is that I will have been there for 2 whole week prior. So, I will definitely be jonesing to get outa town and back to tha fam. But all things considered, what is 4 days in the grand scheme of things? Especially when this package is soooooooooo tasty! That and I haven't been to a Bash in a few years. I needs me somma bash!

I need to get up to CP. Rrrrrrrr! So sad I missed this trip.

Um, SFMM does not need ANY new coasters for the next few years. Maybe Iron Colossus. Or a few flats. That is all. Looks like you have the park perfectly figured out. Hopefully the management is paying attention to what a 13 year old know it all thinks.

Nice slums! BUT, time to upgrade the brown houses for blue. Much more $$$$, and isn't that what being a slumlord is all about? True slumlords don't upgrade. They keep using the same old houses until they collapse. Anyone know any tricks as far as gambling at the track?

I sent out a bunch of friend requests today. Hope to see you all in my Springfield. I am a Slum Lord.

That would make me so happy. However, I hope it would be accompanied with the world's tallest and fastest restroom If they're gonna go this route, they may as well make the tallest and fastest White Castle too.

A man can only dream!

^Those look beautiful and fun. And yet, I can't help but think that something is missing. Oh wait! The poo.

They are there for safety purposes. You can't even imagine just how often people drop things off of rides (both intentionally and unintentionally) and how many of them end up at guest relations to complain about the ride stealing their things, or at lost and found praying that their items aren't gone forever. The amount of additional labor and time that is needed to walk underneath an entire ride path or to go look for lost items for the 10+ guests that lost something that day on that ride (out of the many rides in the park on which people also lose their belongings) and then return those items, or deal with guests constantly coming back or calling back to get a status report is huge. They may seem like a nuisance to you (heck, I don't like using them myself) but they are there for a reason. The alternative simply isn't worth it. And the general public (for whom the fluffy, fluffy bunnies filled with medicine and goo are targeted, not for coaster enthusiasts like yourself) are far more likely to need them than you or I. For the sake of the park and for the general guest, they are a necessary [evil to some] precaution. Here you go making perfect sense again Adam. Whay you always gotta rock tha boat?!

People! Something very important has been missing over the last 8 pages! BOOM! That's the way do do this Shizzz in tha TPR Hizouse!

Not Vagina Man? Holy hell Guy, So not a vagina and not a man- that would be.... NOT VAGINA MAN! Guy "It's brilliant in it's simplicity." Koepp

Not Vagina Man?

Just now getting the opportunity to catch up with you guys. Looks like you're having an awesome time in Japan.

And that's a bad thing?

I would say Holly Madison counts as hawt! Guy "We need a boobs Taiko!" Koepp

^THIS!

I has to be real. You can't write $h!t that good.

Yeah Joey. Why ya holdin' out on us.

Any hints Shane?

Dude! I was working at the Cosmo all that weekend. It was Insane the ammount of barely there outfits the chicks were wearing. I was in heaven. I would just lounge in the hotel lobby after work, boob and ass watchin'. It was awesome! And the chicks were stupid hawt!