Guy T. Koepp

A stripper graveyard!? I must go!

I might actually be able to make this. And I'm always down for hitting another park the day before or after. Or both! Lets see what's on the way there and back?

I am now extra sad that I can not make WCB.

Charlie Sheen said it best,"WINNING!"

Sorry to double post. But I just saw this statement. Throw in tha hashbrowns and that makes it a whole weekend trip! Any chance a "club" might be in tha doing as well? If so... ...GREATEST BIRTHDAY EVAH!

Count me in! This event happens to fall on my birthday, and I always get to do what I want on my birthday. Sooooooooo! I am there.

So glad to see this monster let loose. It looks awesome, and your reviews seem to agree. I'm looking forward to getting down there to ride it.

I would definitely love to attend this. As usual, it really depends on how work pans out. Sometimes being a freelancer rocks, other times it sucks.

Yes. It's not human. It's almost... ...dare I say, animal? Almost big cat like. As if you were hunting your prey. WAIT A MINUTE! CHEETAH HUNT! I GET IT! Guy "Yeah man! See how I put all that together. Nothing gets by me!" Koepp

I am so glad I finally had the time to catch up on this TR. It looks as if you all are having an awesome time. I am so sad that I am not able to make the October cruise. I know you guys will have a blast! I can't wait for all the awesome pictures. The ship looks amazing. I'm looking forward to the next time we are able to go cruising with you guys. I really want to try a flowrider. It is one of those little things that has somehow slipped by my to do list. It looks like a blast. Oh! The Domo shirt is awesome!

^If I had the money, that's what I would do.

Don't we all? If I had a dime for every picture that involved one of those three items. I could afford to take my entire family on every trip Robb & Elissa has done and will do in the future. Guy "That's a good thing." Koepp

Awesome TR Adam. You and your camera make a great team! Can I just say, the way you were sexing up that hot Intamin track was almost pornographic. I thought that your report was devolving from PG-13 into full blown penatrating X! I'm sure there are a few pictures that you're keeping for yourself that involve lubricant, midgets and mayonaise. Kudos my friend! I hope it was a new, scary, exciting, and fully realeasing experience for you. Guy "Awww C'mon! I was talkin' about her cat!" Koepp

Ooooooo! It would be cool upon entering the lift you got swallowed by a giant snake head then just prior to the last little pop into the brake run, you could get pooped out it's a$$. If they painted the inside of the snake to be an inside of a snake, it would be an awesome journey through the digestive system of a Sand Serpent. Guy "Why haven't theme parks come to me for theming ideas yet. I gots millions of em."Koepp

I think I am in the majority saying you should keep the TR exactly the way they are. You do an awesome job and shouldn't change a thing.

Please tell me it's Rupal's Drag Race Museum. Cause if so, then I feel I must go. Guy "The next best thing to midgets & retards is drag queens."Koepp

Why yes, you've made that perfectly clear numerous times... Why you do such for a truly awesome state is still a mystery. Ancient Chinese secret!

What, no watermark?

It will forever be the New San Francisco Giant to me as I pretty much shun everything Texas.

Those vids make it look awesome! Can't wait to get over there to ride the New San Francisco Giant.

Hey Big Mike! I would like to enter the contest cause I like entering contests. You already know your awesome. So I'm not gonna try and kiss your a$$. Peace & Cheers Big Guy!

I have been on a Superbowl Sunday. I am a football fan but, if no team that I have a vested interest in is at the Superbowl, I really have no interest in the game. In answer to your question, based on my knowledge, the crowds seemed pretty light. This year, I will be watching the game. Guy "Go Packers!" Koepp

I didn't know it was that bad in Texas, to top that off I have to go through customs at Dallas Fort Worth Airport. Should I purchase lubricant in a container under 100ml for the body cavity examination in case they ran out? Depends on how you like to get fisted.

^This should please KidTums greatly!

Damn it! Now I have to go back to that God Awful State just to ride this. In & out quickie. Don't talk to anybody. Ride the ride then leave before I get infected.