Guy T. Koepp

^Scariest song ever! That's just wrong. Funny. But wrong!

Yeah, I mimic the other sentiments about the supports. They look very picturesque. It gives the illusion that the framework is built using bamboo. Me likey! I can't wait to get out there next October.

I anxiously await your hands on review. I honestly hope my fears are in vain. Guy "I am hoping to ride this monster myself in the next 5ish years." Koepp

^Absolutely 100% agree! I'm just sayin' the animation doesn't add any fuel to the fire for this ride. I was hoping it would build anticipation, but unfortunately for me, it did the exact opposite. Sorry! Guy "I accept all responsibility and hate that comes to me from my posts and actions." Koepp

I hate to be the purveyor of gloom and doom here, but IMHO all these elements seem very long and drawn out. In the past pictures, I have marveled at the sheer size and beauty of this coaster. However, nothing in either of those videos gave me anything to get excited about. All of the elements were big, sweeping, beautiful and flowing. The ride itself seemed to keep a very even pace, but nothing really exciting. There were no real dramatic changes in direction, no little pops of GCI air. Even the low to the ground stuff that weaved it way through the structure seemed to have a very long flowing uninspired feel to it. Usually during a low long strech, GCI has these quick left to right, and up and down movements that quickly lift you out of your seat, throw you to the left or right, then drop you back against the bench again. This coaster had none of that. It just seemed to smoothly transition from one turn to the next. Never really giving you the feel of deceleration, acceleration, directional change, lift or force. The usual GCI station fly through is almost always accompanied by a quick drop and abrupt tight turn which gives a nice little thrust out of your seat and then pull back into the train. This coaster just seemed to come out of a low long banked turn into a straight away, fly through the station, and gracefully make it's way back to the brake run. It's almost too fluid. I wanted more. I honestly hope I'm wrong. After all, I am a huge GCI fanboy. I have loved everything I have ever ridden by them. However, with that said, I can't help but feel that this coasters size is going to be it's biggest shortcoming. Guy "I never base a rides merit based on it's NL rendering. It's just the feel I got." Koepp

^Winner!

^But, what if it rolls back into the station? Don't you think if they already knew that painting the trims would cause them to not work, then doing it on purpose would result in negligence. That is a bigger lawsuit coming than it being by accident.

In the 21st century, there are guy flight attendants too. I should make sure the airline books you on a flight with an all-male crew! I'm OK with male flight attendants in thongs. Unless... ...you've changed careers and have become a male flight attendant. In which case, I am afraid. Very afraid!

All I'm going to say about the thong photo is... the clue is related to what airline we flew. Now see if you can figure that one out! --Robb "Happy many people are staring at those asses because of me!" Alvey If this is true, I will forever fly the airline where the attendants dress like this.

^QFT! Robb, I wish everyone had this much integrity. It's really something to be commended.

Prove it! Guy "Hoping your right! Also hoping the cruise is brought to you by Hot Asses!" Koepp

Oh My God! Someone has been able to look beyond tha smokin' hot asses and right into the butt crack! I smell what your rock is cookin'! And I like what that crack is sayin'! Guy "Your the winner in my eyes! Unfortunately, my eyes are now buried in hot asscrack and the thin piece of string that threads it. And I ain't pullin' them out for anything now!" Koepp

Based on that last set of photos, I have figured this whole thing out. They are in France visiting Elissa's smokin' hot blonde sister who is turning 23 this week. She has asked Robb to use his theme park cred to get her a job as a Victoria's Secret model, but only if he promises to grope and suckle at her teat. She currently works as a dishwasher at House of Pancakes to support her white trash, Rascal bound, troll of a mother who lives in a dumpster behind the Carabbas in Idlewild. Riddle solved! Boo-ya-ka! But wait! The hot asses! Guy "What was I saying?" Koepp

You guys are still missing the clue! Amazing! It's so obvious but no one can see past the hot asses! We need a gay TPR member to look beyond the hot asses and decipher the clue here stat! Guy "It ain't ranin' men." Koepp

^Perhaps an immelman then?

Is it possible that this will be B&Ms version of a raven turn? If true, this would create another inversion.

And remember, Dubai does have indoor skiing. But I digress! Focus Guy! Focus! Ahhhhhhhh! Much better! What was I saying?

I must officially remove myself from this contest as I can't seem to get beyond this picture. Butt, my God Robb! I certainly hope and pray you are burried up to your neck in all that magnificent ass!

Just out of curiosity. Did any one from RM discuss any original plans for a coaster with the I-Beam tracking? Robb? Anything at all?

This film was epic in scope. I havn't laughed that hard in days. Only problem with it was that there wern't enough blood & boobs. The young girl was horrible and quite unattractive for having a MILF for a mom. They needed to choose a hot actress with a huge rack.

^Do remember, if it gets the RM treatment. It will then be moved over to the steel list. There are a lot of steel coasters in comparison to the wood. A lot of amazing steel coasters.

I can't wait for this movie! However, I'm gonna have to TiVo it and watch it later as we will be out at January's birthday celebration dinner tonight. I will have to miss chat.

Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ who I know lead me to Robb & Elissa. Also because in every Intamin ride I see the marvel in his glory. It is because of him that I know that people like Stan Checketts, Bollinger & Mailbiard, and Alan Schilke were placed on this earth. Let us bow our heads and pray. In this we ask his praise. Amen!

^Based on your grammar and punctuation, I deduce you came up with this idea last year then. Right?