PhishyBrewer

Why do I always have this look on my face when I run into you guys?

^Just okay... that's the last time I buy you a beer.

What a weekend! Disneyland, Knott’s Berry Farm, Six Flags Magic Mountain, cool roller coasters and awesome beer. What could be better? Wait, don’t answer that. Anyway… here’s my little photo trip report from the weekend. I’d like to give props to Chris and Nataliee Godsey from RideWorld.com for setting up the ERT at Six Flags Magic Mountain. Robb and Elissa Alvey from ThemeParkReview.com for hosting a great party and get together of Theme Park Review members. And Ted Cromwell from CoasterFanatics.com for hooking me up with my all time favorite beers. Thanks for making Winter Coaster Solace weekend just a little bit better. THANKS!!! I start my trip to SoCAl at 1:30am Friday morning and making it in RECORD TIME of 5 hours and 20 minutes to my first place for fun... Disneyland. Craig from New England came out to join in the fun and Don let me borrow Monica for the weekend. Some hot Tinker Bell action!!! The first ride of the day was Space Mountain. And yes... I am to cheap to buy a onride photo from Disney. After that we hit up Buzz's Astro Blasters. Craig kicked my butt. Then we headed to Splash Mountain. What are they so happy about? This ride scares the crap out of me. I'm just happy to be at Disneyland. Now where's Alice? She said she call when I got to the park. Were suppose to eat shrooms and have wild crazy sex. I guess I'll have to settle for more hot Tinker Bell action. Some people call this ride the Matterhorn. I call it Expedtion Everest v1.0. Mmm... Dole Whip. After you eat Dole Whip. I miss my old days as a Captain at Cedar Point's Paddle Wheel Excursions. If I ever worked at Disney this is where I'd want to be. No... we weren't injured while riding Big Thunder Mountain. Craig tries to blow up Six Flags before we get there. When you go to Disneyland you HAVE TO see Mickey. Mickey post on The Second Set. Imagine that! Oh Roger! Now that's a boat! The back side of the castle which is actaully the the front side. I couldn't pull out the sword. So I got pissed and left for Knott's. I spent 2 nights at the Knott's hotel, and still didn't try that damn chicken everyone talks about. That's some hot shit! Ghost Rider was running AWESOME this weekend. I still don't know how that train stays on the track though. One of my favorites. Way better than Dragster... I think. Faded pink really isn't the right color for a ride that goes 82mph. One of my favorite B&M inverts... Silver Bullet. Favorite part of Silver Bullet Stupid zoom lens. Forceless my ass! Vekoma goodness. Oh my... what did I just say? One water ride I won't ride. It's a boy and his cock. The weather got pretty nasty the rest of the day. This is a public service message from Justin: Don't ride Excelarator with your camera loosely in your coat pocket. Look at that face. I can only be at one place... Yup, Six Flags Magic Mountain aka Ghetto Mountain or Walley World. Goliath was a good one to wake up to at 7am and with the tempature at 45 degrees. I watched "Brokeback Mountain" in my room the other night while at Knott's. And when I got to SFMM I couldn't get it out of my head. Hmm... WTF!!! Stupid movie! Ahh... what's this? Tatsu construction. The new B&M flying coaster. Tatsu is one tall mutha fukka!!! What would be so bad about riding now??? Time for lunch. Wally's Moose Burgers... WTF??? Wally The Moose "Sorry folks... the parks open" If you can't beat'm, join them I guess. Ended the day with special access ride on X. Thanks RideWorld!!! End out the day at Robb and Elissa's party. Ted brought me some Dortmunder Gold... So I was a happy man. Sorry... no other party photos. Ted and I killed everyone.

I was really hoping for a new awesome video. Oh well... nice meeting you man!

Thanks to Robb's HOT HOT SUPPA DUBBA HOT WINGS, I drank a little more than I wanted to. Notice the wet teary eyes and the red lips... that's all due to Robb. They were really damn good though!!!

Let's just say... that during Solace this past weekend... Ted became my hero. My favorote beer of all time... Great Lakes Dortmunder Gold And my second favorite beer... Victory's Hop Devil I'd like to thank Robb for giving us weapons while we drink.

Yup... Craig kicked my ass! It was a great little trip though. Nice to get away. Away from the ACEr's. Glad to be home!!!

Yup... that's enough Solace to last me a life time. Great meeting everyone. I'll see you Friday Guy.

Thanks again Robb & Elissa! It was great to finally meet you guys and some other TPR members. Sorry Ted and I didn't put to big of the dent in the beer you bought. Ted brough local PA beers and I couldn't pass that up. Thanks again! Oh... and my butthole thanks you for your wings Robb. It can't stop crying.

Ted and I enjoyed some good brews this weekend at Solace. I'll post pictures soon. There probably not up to Derek standards though.

It's almost 1am. And I'm about to get on the road. First stop Disneyland!!! After I pick up Craig and Moica from their hotel first. Damn mouchers. Just kidding guys! Ted, I was so cluster fucted today, I didn't even have time to stop at the store. I'm sure I can find SOMETHING down there we all can enjoy. If not, the first couple rounds are on me at Friday's.

If you happen to see a Green Subaru on I-5 with Boston Red Sox/Grateful Dead, Phish and Cedar Point stickers... that's me.

Or it could be from some radom park in Japan. They have freefalls EVERYWHERE is Japan. Did Nasty Hyde's even sell???

You'll have to ask "Secret Agent Eddie"

I'll post directions for everyone on Monday. Right now I have to get ready for some HOT Disney, Knott's, SFMM SoCal action!!!

^That's happen to me before. Twice actaully.

SCREW IT!!! I'm calling in sick tonight. I'll be on the road by 2am and hope to be at Disneyland sometime before 10am Friday morning. See you guys there. I think I gave everyone my cell number. If not, someone has it.

^"DIE!"

^Say Miller Lite one more time, and you don't exist to me.

I picked up 3 cases of Bud Extra at beer give away at work today. That should be enough to keep me awake during Solace weekend... I hope.

^Damnit Craig... that song is going to be in my head all day. Thanks... thanks a lot

I really hope the wife recorded it last night. I was out cold from 10am to 9pm.

HEY! I'll have to do... WTF???

I guess I should get myself on that roll call list thingy.

Tell me more of this "Belly Band"