ThrillDude200

Granted, but all the rides are closed all day long! I wish I could be Robb Alvey.

Suddenley, I think of Beach Boys. Which makes me post... LIGHTNING ROD!

Whoops. Double posted.

Stop Putting The Ride As A Suffix For Your Coaster Name: The Ride GayCoaster

Drawer

[CENSORED] The Ride

You know, give a Coaster a lame name. For example, If It's The Last Airtime Hill I Poo.

Judge

I'll start. Nothing But A Loop

To make it worse, the Uber driver has terrible diarrhea, forcing them to go to the bathroom 9 times during the ride. And when you're finally on the Cedar Point peninsula, the driver shits their pants, so the car smells like shit. The ghost of #Itllneveropen returns and shuts down Lightning Rod forever!

Banana. (To top, not spin)

ONRIDE PHOTO YOLO Hot Tamale @ Casino Pier

To make it worse, you've been placed on death row! Phantom's Revenge was demolished and rebuilt by you-know-who. If you couldn't guess, it's Vekoma.

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To make it worse, they rename all coasters to "Goliath"! Ryan ToysReview has a sudden surge in subs.

Chocolate. Besides, most candy is chocolate flavored. Give a like to BFIS or give a dislike to BFIS?

Money

Granted, but..uh....not...granted? I wish for nothing. Seriously, nothing. Nobody can corrupt that!

...joining ISIS and nuking Donald Trump, killing him! So...

Remote

Confusion

Then it wouldn't be as thrilling. What if you could play Sonic Dreams Collection on Batman: The Ride using a GameCube controller with rings surrounding you?

BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE! After everyone dies, the adventure starts all over again in present day 2016. And then...