ThrillDude200

THE BONE ZONE SNEAKY SKULLS Also, a park themed to Angela Anaconda would be crap.

Mario Kart Wii

ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG

Rocko's Modern Life

Granted, the parks all turn into clones of Magic Mountain. I wish that DarienLaker could stop being such an @$$ about Darien Lake.

LSM Launch

Cringe

A magic donkey on top, which sent people back in time to 2001!

Cedar Fair

Dusty Desert Co-OP is easily the worst.

Charlie Brown?

Invader Zim

Le Monstre

Granted, you forget your laptop, and when you turn it on, it's a Windows 95! I wish Cedar Fair would get the best park rating again in GTA 2016!

So all of the coaster manufacturers went out of business, leaving Gerstauler, MACK, and P&B as the best coaster manufacturers...

Granted, Gaben will only release it if you give him your computer password. I wish RCT3 parks became real!

So Intamin bought Vekoma, which bought Pinfari, which bought Arrow Dynamics, which bought GCI, which bought The Gravity Group, which bought B&M.

(FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-)

Didn't want to go obese. So Walmart, which sells everything...

Poop sprayed on the riders like a Roller Soaker!

Gouderix, but made out of BUTTS! So the over-sensitive Facebook moms...

^ Nope. But controls as a theme for a TP? WTFIGOH