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J man

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  1. You can find a Haunted Mansion POV here. Just scroll to the bottom of the page. http://visionsfantastic.com/main.php?page=mansion
  2. J man and TwistedTrack. Kanga Robb said," Hey who are you guys?". "We are two of the main writers for this story that you are in." "Why are you guys stuck in this cage with me?" "Silly Kanga Robb we a here to help you get out of this cage. We will accomplish this by...
  3. I'd be scared if I went into Wesley Snipes crotch
  4. I'm kinda in the same boat as s2pids2. I used to be scared to death of roller coasters. Heck I wouldn't even go on the kiddie coasters. But One day my cousins invited me and my sister to go to the amusement park with them. My mom said that if we went we would have to ride the big roller coaster there. So we did and now I'm hooked and I'll go on anything. My sister is still afraid to go on certain rides. She is paranoid that she's going to fall out of the log flumes and stuff like that.
  5. 2,000,000 B.C. KangaRobb looked around at the dense jungle and thought to himself oh crap. He wandered around in the jungle for several hours until he came upon a tribe of cavemen. KangaRobb tried to communticate with them. But the cave men saw KangaRobb as food. So the picked up their rocks and sticks and began throwing them at KangaRobb. The cavemen chased him out into the jungle. But the chase came to a sudden end when KangaRobb and the cavemen found themselves face to face with an enourmous man-eating...
  6. eat that gumball pizza when you're done cooking it. But that's beside the point. Godzilla is going to destroy all the coasters in Japan. You are the only person on the planet that can stop him. This message will self destruct". The Gremlin then exploded leaving green goop all over the kitchen. Robb pondered whether he should accept this mission. He then decided that...
  7. Mr. Six came back from the dead and was waiting for all the Michael Jackson impersonator cops in the station. The train pulled in and the impersonators became enraged. "But you're supposed to be dead Mr. Six!" screamed all of the impersonators. "We thought we convinced Snyder to kill you off and replace you with a little boy dancer!". Mr. Six of course didn't say anything except kill all the impersonators with his killer dance moves. The station was now littered with dead Jackos everywhere. Robb, out of the corner of his eye, noticed Joey try to make his get away. So Robb started to...
  8. flew away from BonBonland forever. Robb and Elissa stopped at their secret coaster island paradise to catch a breath. "I'm glad that I got you back Elissa. But there is one thing I still don't understand"said Robb. "And what is that Robb" said Elissa. "How did you get away from that evil evil Paul Reuben?". to which Elissa cleverly replied...
  9. But before Elissa could recognize who we was Robb, the Jew, Quaker, and Catholic busted through one of the walls in the stalker's BonBonland lair. They all posed heroically. Robb was about to say something witty to the stalker when out from a secret passage came...
  10. Check out the TPR Story Thread!!!
  11. We had a high of 79 today and it's supposed to be in the 70's all week. So no snow for Phoenix.
  12. dang... Always wear your seatbelts kids.
  13. I always thought that it'd be cool if on a drop tower you get on at ground level and as you're slowly going up to the top, the floor that you loaded on goes down like 30 or 40 more feet underground. So when you drop you don't stop when you reach ground level, you keep falling. And maybe when you get to the bottom they can shoot you back up to the top. I think it'd be fun.
  14. Sorry. I didn't notice that. ...Robb realized that he had left Elissa back at the house with the stalker! He spit the castle out of his mouth and ran all the way back to his house (which helped him burn off the fat from the 4 children, 9 pounds of buffalo wings, and all 32 flavors of Baskin Robbin's icecream). When he got there the house was ransacked. Looking around at the destruction inside the house Robb noticed a envelope on the coffee table. He opened it. It was from the stalker. It read," If you ever want to see Elissa again you must...
  15. So they made their way out to the parking lot. They both got in and Robb drove home. When they walked in their house they were startled to see the stalker standing in their living room. Robb's instincts set in and he...
  16. No not next story same story. My story ended WAY to abruptly. We'll pic up from here. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robb and Elissa both froze in their tracks because of what they saw before them. They both screamed," NO NOT A ...
  17. You can't make it end that quick! You need to leave it on cliffhanger for the next person to add more. START OVER. Pick up where my story left off.
  18. I just came up with a cool idea. This thread will be used to help write a story that us TPR users will write post by post. I'll start out the story and then everyone else can add more to the story. Then the person after them can add even more. Sound like fun? Well then let's get started. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Adventures of Robb & Elissa" It was a warm sunny day in Valencia, California. Robb and Elissa had decided that today would be the perfect day to go ride some coasters at Magic Mountain. So, with camera in hand, they both left for the park. Upon entering the park Elissa felt that something was not right. Robb assured her that it was just the McDonalds hamburger she had eaten the night before. So they continued on. As they traveled further and further into the park they noticed many things were not as they should be. Robb and Elissa both froze in their tracks because of what they saw before them. They both screamed," NO NOT A ...
  19. I hope they re-open Flashback. I've never had the chance to ride it. It's always been closed whenever I go to Magic Mountain.
  20. Well I guess I had to confess sometime... I'm a ROBOT!!!
  21. Alright get ready for some retro TR action. So what if this particular trip was only like a year ago. It'd still be considered retro right? Well anyways on with the RETRO TR! Here is a view of X when driving into the park. We were there the same day as "The sexy hair concepts"? The line for X was a bit backed up. So we walked and piggybacked over to deja vu. Batman's line was backed up too so we rode Grindergear works. That ride gave me a sexy hair concept Scream! was closed so we rode Colossus instead. Then it turned night time. So we went over to Gotham city again where we saw Heckles the clown from madclowns.com We waited forever in line for Batman where I noticed some very cleverly hidden speakers. Disney should take lessons on speaker hidding from the Six Flags people. And I will leave you with a picture of the Batman logo.
  22. That's cool. I want one, but with clear water not green. The wait time sign was pretty funny.
  23. Isn't X's music from the movie Blade?
  24. I liked the one where the doctor kills the fly and the family walks in and the doctor says,"Yep that killed 'em". And the little girl is just like I liked that one the best.
  25. I have RCT3 + every expansion. I wouldn't mind doing a ride or two.
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