Matman-TheRide

The one time I went to the park so far this season I never saw it.

"FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK" - Matman 2016

Observe as I get away with swearing on TPR fuckbitchasscuntshitdickcraptwat

... Mike Tyson f**ks Morgan Freeman into submission and thus saves the day. Then Mike Tyson and the gang drink up all of Darien Lake's cheap-a** beer until they go super saiyan. Then Vegeta and Napa arrive and challenge them to a fight. When the fight begins...

I can't the King's Island when visitng King's Island. Where the f**k is the park's namesake island?

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Cedar Point released this teaser video for a new ride next year

Standing in a line for something at Seabreeze at Rochester, NY and I hear a lady saying to her friends "I remember when a ride exactly like Darien Lake's Boomerang used to be here" And I'm thinking silently to myself "You call this http://rcdb.com/454.htm a f**king Boomerang?!"

Jackrabbit This Option or That Option?

...and then Darien Lake was sold to Shia Lebouf who decided to relocate the entire park to Mars. Once Darien Lake was relocated Morgan Freeman was caught masterbating in the bathroom. Something must be done to stop Morgan Freeman from doing his vile act of self pleasure! So Mike Tyson and his mystery solving gang was sent to the park and decided to...

Anyone here read what Screamscape said about a B&M invert/flyer?

Click the link for a funny video about dancing squirells and George W Bush fucking an owl.

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How likely is it that Darien Lake gets an S&S Freespin? also... #pepsirideofcaffiene

BREAKING NEWS! Darien Lake has taken notice of this thread and decided to announce early. Coming in 2017 : SPOK'S PEEH NESS This will be a radical new launch coaster from Premier rides themed to the popular Star Trek series. The ride will begin by launching through a tunnel (a reused Cuda Falls slide piece) to then soar through a vertical tower and then through other elements including three inversions. It is themed to Spok's favorite long and hard "gun". Watch the teaser video here :

To start sorry to burst your bubble Tanks4me05, but if Rolling Thunder was being taken apart at the time then how did I ride it over the weekend? Also I have an explaination for the suppossed "B&M" track. The current style of Premier coaster track may easily be confused with B&M track from a distance. Both styles are close but not exact in how they look. Maybe Darien Lake may indeed FINALLY be adding a new thrilling roller coaster (unlike a cheap Zamperla motocoaster prototype) and it will be a Premier launch coater. Also they could possibly be getting parts for it this early so they can avoid doing construction in the awful WNY winter. Premier Track B&M track

... WHAT?! So can anyone confirm what this kid is saying? There is no way a park that small is getting a B&M. If they are that sure would be a damn good surprise but I simply don't see that happening. Can anyone confirm these claims of B&M track on site? On a side note don't take this the wrong way but Supercoasterfan, the way you type makes it seem like you reached 2nd grade elementary level English classes and stopped. I think you may need help with your English skills.

To start very sorry but I forgot to take any photos . Anyways I went to both Seabreeze and Darien Lake over the weekend. Seabreeze did make a few changes around the park this season but nothing major except for what they did with the Bobsled. The Bobsled recieved a full renovation. The track and supports were all given new white paint (except for the track in the station for some reason). New wood was put in and the track was fixed so that the ride was not as rough. The Bobsled is surprisingly decent now that it won't beat up riders as much. That and it no longer looks like an eyesore. Great job Seabreeze! Other small changes include a changed (more closed off) food stand next to the tea cups and some new landscaping. All of the other rides were as usual. Jackrabbit is still surprisingly smooth despite being 96 years old and is quite enjoyable for almost everyone. Whirlwind broke down halfway through the day and closed. Outside of that Whirlwind spun like it was trying to kill me so yah it was intense fun. Screaming Eagle = average Zamperla Hawk model. The views of the lake were great as was the landscaping. Overall I had a good time. The next day I went to Darien Lake. I have to admit Darien Lake is taking on a bit of a "hipster" vibe this year. A lot of colorful banners. A lot of colorful merchandise. Colorful coupon books and maps. And a colorful new waterslide. All that was missing was some rave music . Good stuff. Anyways the first ride I went on was Predator which was actually not that bad. A good wooden coaster with some sharp drops and such shits and giggles. After that I went on Ride Of Steel. The new trains are a lot more comfortable. The seat was a little softer. Also there were no leg/ankle braces. There was simply a T bar and a very flexible seat belt. With that being said the new train offers a slightly more open and much more comfortable experience. Very nice! Boomerang was as smooth and forceful as usual. Mind Eraser was shockingly rough. Rolling Thunder was fun except for the slightly uncomfortable restraints. Viper was forceful classic fun (with a very run down looking station). Speaking of Viper what was especially odd was that Viper was the longest line I waited in the whole day. To specify 3 cycles. Other rows seemed to have taken 4 to 5 cycles. When I was at Ride Of Steel half an hour earlier it was 2 cycles across the entire staion except for the most front and back car. I guess Viper is rising in popularity? Eventually I went to the water park and rode Ripcurl. I liked Ripcurl a lot. The initial braiding element provided some nice banking. The drop provided a slight hint of airtime. Not much else to say outside of that. A ten second rush of banking followed by a good drop. The colors of the slide do a good job brightening up the area around it (including the entrance to the park). On the way out I bought a Monster energy drink. Did I really need to type that part there?....eh I'll leave it. I had a good time that day.

Here is a meme I made. On a side note expect a trip report to be posted here by me at some point after Sunday. That and a review of Ripcurl . I may also do a trip report of my visit to Seabreeze the day before (Saturday). Maybe. The result of a crap-ton of time to use while on break from college.

I was look'in around the web at roller coaster POV's and came across the Big One (Formally The Pepsi Max Big One) at Blackpool Pleasure Beach. While watching it I got an idea. I know the park is on a tight budget so... how about a retheme that will take barely any work for Ride Of Steel? This is kinda playing off of the Mountain Dew idea I spoke of earlier in this forum. Imagine Pepsi - Ride Of Caffiene. If the ride were to take on a Pepsi theme then the park won't have to repaint the track/supports nor will they need to recolor the trains. Simply add some Pepsi signage and retheme the eatery across from it by painting that half sphere thing to resemble the Pepsi logo (and switch from Coke to Pepsi products across the park). New theme for a ride and an area!

Speaking of the weather I'll be going next weekend instead But at least I'm out of college for the summer so I aint gonna complain about playing Steam games while downing Mountain Dew all day. BTW I may actually take photos after all next weekend (depends on if I remember to pull out my smartphone or not).