DarienLaker

Burger King

Hmm, maybe Cedar Point wants to use the name "Rougarou" for their new dark ride if they're ever going to get it!?

Dueling Dragons

Vampire

Firehawk? Since Valley Hills is now owned by Cedar Fair and they love to use the word "hawk" in ride names!

War

Bad video games

I guess Darien Lake isn't going to get any of Hard Rock/Freestyle park's rides, besides they don't need anymore used rides!

Youngstar Coaster (Chimelong Paradise)

Angry Video Game Nerd

Six Flags

Big Spin

That's kind of embarrassing in my opinion that the two closest competitors to Darien Lake, Fantasy Island and Seabreeze which are smaller parks have better rides than Darien Lake. That's pretty much sad, Darien Lake really needs open up a can of "whoop A$$" on Fantasy Island and Seabreeze if they ever want to stay in business as a theme and water park!

Wicked Twister (Cedar Point)

Fart

And you can this year's lack of variety in shows lineup feautring Nik Wallenda and his family. in years past they pretty much had some variety in show lineups, but I don't really think a family area, a used Space Shot tower, or whatever show they have going on in the Grand Theater, Midway Stage, and Galaxy Theater is going to draw in much people!

Forceless

Being sawed in half! What's worse than all of the rides from Hard Rock/Freestyle park get sent to the scrapyard?

Batman: The Ride

M&M's

Hershey Park

Dan Koch will be a nice man and spend money on some awesome riders and not a BOOMERANG! Maybe Dan Koch will get a spinning coaster and/or an SLC for the revival of Alabama Adventure!

Prime Minster

Road