Blind Idiot God

Cannabis Corpse - Dead by Bong

Broken Hope - High on Formaldehyde

Pyrrhon - Glossolalian

Cannibal Corpse - Headlong into Carnage Man, this is even better than Torture and quite possibly their best since The Wretched Spawn.

Scar Symmetry - Noumenon and Phenomenon

Helloween - All Over the Nations

Uncle Acid and the Deadbeats - Over and Over Again

Accept - Dark Side of My Heart Judas Priest, take note: this is how you do your legacy proud without sounding tired or like a tribute band.

Another one: if you are a diminutive young gangbanger who feels that he has something to prove, do not glare at the dude and his girlfriend in the Flash Pass line, shout "WHAT!? WHAT!?" at them, and throw up gang signs before concluding with a terse "Thought so. Punk-ass bitch" when they turn away. When you find yourself standing right next to them several minutes later without any of your buddies around and notice that he is significantly larger and more heavily built than you, you will feel tremendously foolish and he won't be able to keep himself from chuckling at your ridiculous little display.

Working on a paralegal program right now while also working as a truck loader for FedEx. Leaving the world of ****ty manual labor jobs can't come soon enough.

Hammer Fight - I Didn't Feel Like Drinking (Until I Started Drinking)

Primordial - Bloodied Yet Unbowed

Disgorge - Enthroned Abominations

Death Angel - Succubus

Suffocation - Pierced from Within Still hard to believe that Doug Bohn had never played death metal before recording this album and was solely a hardcore drummer prior to joining Suffocation. Mike Smith and Dave Culross get all the accolades, but neither of them did all the absolutely genius stuff that Bohn pulled off here.

Listen to Pyrrhon - The Mother of Virtues and get back to me about that. Eh... I just can't get into most death metal because of those vocals they use. I like early Opeth, Amon Amarth, Children of Bodom, Meshuggah, and Arch Enemy but that's about it for death metal for me. I've tried, but the vocals ruin it for me. Pyrrhon is closer to early Dillinger than anything. There's death metal, but it's more a part of a whole rather than the whole.

Abysmal Dawn - Servants to Their Knees

The white trash pieces of **** who roll coal on people who are unfortunate enough to be stuck behind them at red lights deserve to die in fiery wrecks. You people are human garbage and I wish nothing but the worst upon you.

Listen to Pyrrhon - The Mother of Virtues and get back to me about that.

Anaal Nathrakh - To Spite the Face

Wow, a lotta judgement going on here. Breathe a little, man! Live in this area for long enough and you will stop giving people the benefit of the doubt after you see the same few scenarios play out again and again and again.

No, no, if it was titled in true New England fashion, it would be more like "Wicked Fahkin' Cyclone, Khed".

-If you are a group of teenaged girls, do NOT shriek incessantly for the entire ride. You will make people want to hurt you very quickly. -If you are a white trash mom in a tattered Ozzfest shirt, do not scream at your poorly-behaved kids to "quit actin' like a bunch of ****in' babies or I ain't gonna take you nowhere no more". If this fails to dissuade them, do NOT grab the most unruly of the bunch by the back of the shirt and whack him across the face unless you want to get security called. -If you wish to project a "bad mother****er" image, do NOT go on at length about how "yo, dis mutha****a ain't **** yo, real ***gas ain't fear nothin' my ***ga, you knowmsayin'?" in line only to scream "OH MAH GAW, OH MAH GAW, DIS **** AIN'T NO JOKE ***GA" for the entire duration of the ride once you're actually on it. It is distinctly at odds with what you're trying to evoke. -If your child is too far below the minimum height for it to even be remotely debatable, do NOT drunkenly threaten the poor kid holding the marker. Once again, security will be called and you will look like a waste of flesh. -Yes, that dude may have been cutting in line, but despite what your Tapout shirt and Bruins snapback may make you think, aggressively confronting the dude in front of all his buddies is a bad, bad idea; while security will be there to bail you out of your own bad decisions for now, they will not be there to keep said dude and his buddies from hunting you down later on and jumping you in the parking lot. You (a pudgy, out-of-shape wannabe bro) will NOT come out on top in a confrontation with them (six fairly large and reasonably well-built dudes). This is all stuff that I've seen at SFNE. No one from that area should be surprised by any of this.

Suffocation - Seeds of the Suffering

Septicflesh - Anubis