The morning package handler trainer at my job can chug a dick. All he ever does is walk around annoying people. Every once in a very rare while, you MIGHT see him pull a cart full of incompatibles and hazmats over to the loading area, but other than that, he's a waste of a payroll slot; it's only fitting that most of the package handlers in the morning are mouthbreathing imbeciles who are worth absolutely nothing, as they're being trained by an even bigger idiot. Stop ****ing telling me what to do, you elf-looking geriatric moron; you have no authority, your commands are worthless (and often run contrary to company policy), and I work a million times harder than you ever will and contribute more than you could possibly fathom. This isn't blowing smoke, either; it's basically common knowledge at this point that without the night shift helping out in the morning, no obligations would be met. The other managers hate you and wonder why you're even here half the time, and threatening disciplinary action against the good employees who tell you to **** off is equally worthless because they cannot afford to lose anyone who is actually pulling their weight. Piss off.