KBrylczyk

They're fast becoming one because they're portable and super cheap to make. They still charge $15 but has about $1.50 worth of ingredients from Aramark.

I had actually just come from two days at Cedar Point. Minebuster was the second coaster I rode after Leviathan. It kicks ass, you're wrong, ride it in the back row and stop being a wuss.

Y'all are soft. Soft! Minebuster is an airtime speed machine on both halves. The helix is the best part, just like The Beast. It might be a little rough and tumble but it's a wood coaster, they're supposed to be. Christ, you young'ns would have died in the 90s...

Yukon Striker has an almost identical element. Front row, right side is especially terrifying on the brakes because it shimmies like a son of a gun.

Wahoo! Air conditioned attractions!

^ $99? I paid $55 for my 2026 all-park passport from St Louis, thank you very much.

Sir that is Celsius...

You wanna go hang out in a sun-drenched desert valley all day where the temps reach 120+ on the regular? No sir. I spent nearly a decade in Vegas. Desert life is an indoor and nighttime life.

Add another to the Field Of Screams praise. I consider it the second best haunt I've ever been to, and I've been around the block all over this country. Everything there is homegrown and all the haunts are as in-your-face as you can get. I'm talking multiple actors at once, from all angles and heights, including dangling from the ceiling, cornering me while I was standing in the middle of a room, screaming like a little girl falling over a gurney. The only haunt that beat this is... The Hotel Of Horror. Holy. Forking. Shirt. They'll happily let you go through alone with plenty of space ahead and behind you so you don't catch up with another group. This haunt will make you its bitch. They might even ask you to join the show! I was a "patient" in the surgeon room for a few groups. After they scared the hell out of me, I complimented them on the team scare and misdirection and they asked if I wanted to help them but they needed a third. I got to be strapped to a chair screaming for help as groups entered. The uncontested greatest haunted attraction I have ever done. Full stop.

Yep, that's a Tower Of Terror vehicle if I've ever seen one. I'm curious if they're just gonna make another ToT clone with a new skin or if this will be a new use of the system.

This is my kind of update as I'm a huge Muppets fan. I'm sure there's going to be a ton of sight gags and jokey decor all around the queue and preshow and that will be the actual star of the show. The description makes the ride sound identical where it'll still be blacklight scenery with some Muppet updates. Personally I was hoping for a change in that regard, preferably something like Paris used to have before they butchered it into that Avengers ride. Either way, this sounds snazzy as hell and I'm excited to see all the details!

It'll be nice to have a solid escape from the heat again, that's for sure.

Honestly? This is probably the only Halloween attraction that would actually give me nightmares, so respect for that.

If the cherry picker was under 100 feet, yes. That's the clutter zone where radar can't differentiate between terrain and objects.

The adventure isn't so great anymore.