Kalepi_Konei

An empty shotgun shell?

Waffle

More people have erectile dysfunction then "swine flu."

Wait, why hang FIVE, I thought the saying was hang 10?

Gah! I hate reading about viruses, it makes me feel sickly just doing it. It freaks me out, but I'm not worried, it hasn't even touched Florida, and I'm homeschooled. It'd suck to catch it, you'd get sick for a while, and I'm sure a few people in America will die because they'll catch severe cases of it (as in they didn't go to the doctor in time, and it just settled in.) But in other words, I think the general population are fine. I wonder how Germany is taking this. Knowing nothing on there healthcare over there, I hope that no ones died yet. Kalepi "Yet another reason to close the border forever" Konei

Waffles.

Is it the thing the belt wraps around in your car engine?

That looks AMAZING!

I love the haggen-daaz comic! That made me crack up so bad! I almost woke up my mom!

Just a few of my fav's from B&M! B&M Colors - Montu's Blue Kumbas Blue Dragon Khans Red Katuns Blue Black Mambas Black

^^ Whatever close enuff, both are pretty unattractive.

^That's fantastic and I'd love to see a blog with your experiences. BLOG WEBSITE CLICK HERE Glad to see your down 30 pounds! Oh and whats gout?

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That is a terrible thought! He would look even worse and even more stupid than he does in regular clothes! Don't talk about my Joey-Bear like that ^Bear is a homosexual term for "fat male." Kalepi "Just saying" Konei

A fuse box?

^ Matahhtahh.

It's not exactly a speedo...but hey!

Whataburger White Castle Krispy Kreme Sonic In N Out Burger Little Cesaers

His names a tribute to Bob Ross.

You never EVER question the second B. It makes him who he is, but if we throw the Jeff Dunham joke in here his name now becomes...Rob-b.

Wanna make a video for us people who don't have NL...pl0x?

^Troy FTW.

^ I swear to you dude, it happened. I don't have an imagination to come up with stories like that and yes "why would someone lie about that anyways." But again I swear its totally true, you can ask my mom on the phone, or my sister the one I peed on! (dont really call me. )

"Batteries are the most dramatic of all objects, they don't just stop working...they DIE." "I wanna design a video game that takes care of all the people that got shot in all the other games. Hey man whatcha playing, SUPER BUSY HOSPITAL, I need my concentration I'm working on a patient that got shot in the head 57x." "My washing machine is sneaky, I put the clothes and detergent in and turn it on and it starts churning and making all this noise, then I open the lid to see whats going on and (silence.)"

Oh man, do I have a funny one. Okay so when I was little (like 8) I was scared of the dark and the bathroom was right next to my room, so I always left the light on (so I could see in my room and see in the bathroom for when I had too do my midnight peeing.) Well my sister had a sleepover and she was like 12 or 13 and she had a queen sized bed in her room so they all (about 4 people) slept in that bed (all 12 and 13 of course. ) And one of the sleepover-people decides that the light is annoying and turns it off, and goes back to my sisters room, and turns on that light while they PARTY thru the night, well they go to bed but they don't turn off the light, and my bathroom light is off, so I sleepwalk on over to my sisters room (because the light is on and I guess I was somewhat awake thats why I knew just follow the light.) And just slipped of my bottoms and WHIZZED ALL OVER HER AND HER FRIENDS, they screamed and woke up my parents, and my mom started yelling at me, and I still wasn't awake, so I just put on my bottoms and walked back to bed and went back to sleep. My mom figured it out pretty quickly, but I didn't hear about it till' the next morning, and it was pretty freakin' hilarious too, and this 1 girl I peed on hit her face. This is a true story, no lie! I don't have any other good stories though....

I've switched sides. I'm gay. Haven't come out though, I would get murdered by my parents. I've grown up in a Mormon household ever since I was born then at 12 my dad divorced my mom and disowned the church, at 14 I decided to leave and my mom had a tough time with that but I couldn't take it anymore, I was tired of everyone in my church in on everyones business and all the drama, and blah-blah. So now when I left (my sister left when she turned 18 about the same time I left.) My moms gone SUPER-MORMON on me, and everything she does now either has to do with work, or religion. So if I told her, I'd wake up with a guy above my bed and some holy water smacking me in the face going "May the power of christ compel you." And that doesn't sound very pleasant to me. So now I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place, I've already joked about it with my sister though, she told me she was pregnant and I told her I was gay, and I watched her reaction for a minute then was like "JUST KIDDING!" Just to see what she'd do, but she was only like "Wow, you I never expected." But she's pretty cool with it so if I do come out I can trust her, I just can't trust her mouth, word would spread, and then it'd get into the church (even though she's not in it she's good friends with a few people who have the LOOSEST lips ever.) And then it'd spread through the whole church to my mom, then the bishop would come knocking on my door and have a "discussion" with me, just like he did with my sister and her pregnancy before she got married (though she's engaged and they DO love eachother.) Anyways, but I'm totally not a guy you'd sense to be gay (even with good Gay-dar.) I like sports, I like rock music, I don't act any bit gay, I don't have the voice, I don't do anything to raise suspicion. I've got some secrets that I've kept pretty well hidden from people so I'm pretty good at it. (Smoking/Drinking/Partying.) Anyways, I've got no intention of coming out until I move out after highschool, because highschool is pretty tough to come out in, you need to know who your friends are, and recently I've had alot of my friends ditch me (due to a different reason I don't want to discuss because it makes me quite sad.) Anyways, so they ditched me, and now I have no clue whose my friend and whose not, but I've talked to this kid in my art class who sits next to me whose gay, and I talk to him about some personal stuff (I still haven't told him I'm gay, but I think he knows....) anywho, so I'm really good friends with him now, and I'm sorta attracted to him too. So I think I'm going to tell him when I see him today in class. It'll be pretty interesting to see what he thinks, and to see if he's known. :hehe: Anyways, thanks for reading this, it's nice to just tell the internet without really worrying that its going to get back to you. Oh and.... www.myspace.com/cobaltbluecooper