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Oh god the nightmares I had from that...

My Blackberry is going to explode!!

All I remember from '05 is smelly fat trucker & the legendary $#!+ and shower! No catastrophic DHL disasters on this trip yet either?

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Here's a preview for everybody of what's to come from Liseberg! I woke up this morning in Los Angeles and this is what I saw in my inbox. I have such awesome friends don't I?! I still agree with Guy's respectfully disagreement with your respectful disagreement! That's 99 ASSES for you ASSES!!! LOL

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While I'm infinitely disappointed that there wasn't a repeat of "Orki the molestation whale versus Elissa!" ... I do find some sort of sick pleasure in the "unacceptable amount of wetness" look on her face

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I've already received three in the first hour that the update has been up!

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Gee Dan... how'd you spend your day? Umm... let's see... NOT riding the Star Flyer at Hansa Park. FAIL! I hate you guys SO much!!

That it does... What happened to all the "Self operated rides" from when we were there in '05?

Did someone say my name?!

Don't worry... I hit it up. Twice!!

Wait... all these trashcans were open. We must not have been there the same day. It's not safe to operate an open trash receptacle with the threat of inclimate weather someplace over Alaska.

Wasn't White Canyon the ride where Elissa was screaming, "Oh God... what is it doing to my body?!?" There was NOTHING appealing about that ride. Nothing. At all. Whatsoever. Period. Now add another period for emphasis. It looked okay but it was far worse than any hang 'n' bang, any KMG death machine, or pretty much anything else on square wheels ever created by mankind. I'd equate it to 3600' of violent head on collisions. I don't think I've ever been as close to having a concussion as I did when I stepped off that ride. Not even after Goudurix! Or my only "ride" (i.e., beating) on Zonga. And to think we get to do it all over again in a couple of months! On second thought... maybe KT will need someone to vomit on that day. Uncle Diabetic hereby volunteers his shoulder!! Son Of Beast, Kings Island - AWFUL Bandit, Movie Park Germany - Even more AWFUL White Canyon, Yomiuriland - The most AWFULest

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You may all be having a blast in Spain without us... fondling Kristie's @$$... breaking the Xcar... yes yes... but the Jew and I got a credit of our own today... [pause for dramatic effect] a WACKY WORM!! Wooooo! Pictures from the San Diego County Fair coming soon (hopefully) from either Joey or myself. There was no shortage of deep fried meat on a stick! And even a random TPR carnie!?! Can't wait to see your updates. Have a great time over there! "And you... how's this for an acceptable amount of sugar?!?" Joey tried to repent his sins but Jesus said, "It's too late for you my son. I saw what you did to that cattle!"

Came in the mail a couple weeks ago I think! Sorry it took me so long to post it! Wish I were there!

Is this a prank? Am I on Candid Camer... err... TPR??

Does it count if I email myself??

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OMG ROTFLMAO!!! Best. Photoshop. EVER!! Thanks for the laughs. See you guys when you get home! We're long overdue for a Papalino's date! -Dan "is it time for UK yet?" Angona

Ahhh... TDS -Dan "I take it the 'elevators' inside Journey weren't still a bizillion degrees inside!" Angona

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! No way!! That sucks!! Glad to see the country is just as cool as the last time around. I brought back so many fun memories from that place Glad to see the Shinkansen again 8), THE FISHING RESTAURANT! 8), and the rest of the sites from around Tokyo 8) 8) 8) I hope you and the Quaker ventured out a little like we did those few nights! How fast did your Japanese come back to you guys? I still remember how to order a Big Mac Set, how to ask for three tickets, and how to order something with no topping!! (As well as a few other choice phrases! ) Can't wait to see the Disney stuff and hear some more stories when you guys get back! -Dan "No Bonpakukinenkohen on this trip!" Angona PS. Our Walibi passes have officially expired!