Louise

^ Your accent's terrible...

^^ Only kidding by the way.

^ Third week in April. :shock:

They didn't give you more painkillers to keep you going for a few days? B*stards! Ah well, guess a few bottles of Bud has the same effect.

^ That's so great! You should've included Robb as a killer whale as a finishing touch...

You're extremely talented, how jealous am I! Great stuff, I'd love to see more of your work if you have other stuff you can post?

^ Edited to add: ^ That's the pills talking.

Better to take it out on people on the boards than the other way round! I'm perfectly pleasant online but in reality I'm a chain-smoking bitter little b*tch with a short fuse, a sharp tongue and a baseball bat...

I told a very big lie to a very good friend the other night. And he completely believed me, which only makes the guilt a hundred times worse. But if I tell the truth my entire life will change, and not in a good way. It was self-preservation, but I still feel terrible.

^ LMAO, great idea! You seem in better spirits today, glad you're doing better. And can I just say, the expression on your face in that picture with the bottle (and now your avatar I see) is priceless. And a little scary. Do you have a second job as an adult-movie star?! :shock:

^ Fair enough! I'm intrigued, but won't ask any more. I LOVE slightly crazy old ladies, I think "batty" is the perfect word, although I'm not sure if it translates to US English...? My favourite customers at my old job were the batty old ladies, we even started a list of funny things they asked for which I brought home when the shop shut down. It's about 50 pages of pure comedy. "Have you got that new cd by that blind opera singer Antonio Banderas?" "Hello, is this Oxfam?" (bearing in mind I worked in a Virgin Megastore...) "What's this rubbish you're playing in here? Music nowadays isn't music. Barry Manilow says so too" And my randomness for tonight: Why did they have to cancel Futurama? I really hope they do do a movie.

^ LMAO! Sorry, I know it's not funny really, but I love it when people ask you things you don't expect them to... Was it relevant to the conversation or was it just kinda "Please pass the salt. Oh by the way have you had sex with a man?"

I may be totally wrong here but I'm sure I remember reading somewhere that you can actually drink at the age of 18 if you're serving military service...? Did I dream that?!

I will be SO attracted to you in a few weeks when that's healed.... Chicks dig scars.

Most PCs (I seem to remember) have a Character Map in the accessories where you can copy letters with accents etc and paste them where you want, as a Mac user I usually just open Microsoft Word and copy and paste from there. But if I want to type Sören's name here, rather than opening a different programme I just copy his name from the bottom of the post I'm replying too (as he so nicely puts it there to be used! ) and paste it into my post, like I did just then. And now ---> Sören

Meh, I'm sure you're right, changing the sheets was the one thing I always did at my ex's house, he probably never would've done it if I wasn't there. I never make my bed, but I change my sheets fairly regularly, which is kinda odd now I come to think of it... I need clean sheets!

^ I'd actually forgotten about them!! I just made up the three kids part. Meh, I'm changing it anyway.

^ It's serious. Unfortunately, despite Disney vets' best efforts, Donald could not be saved. He leaves behind his wife Daisy and three loving nephews. Daisy has asked that instead of flowers, you make a donation in Donald's name to the National Society for the Protection of Birds.

^ Nah, Robb and Elissa wouldn't ban him for that, they'd just feed us to the dogs (us) to make his life a living hell... Just kidding Matt, welcome to the house of fun.

Edited my post and somehow added another... Sorry guys! :?

It was a comedy part, me and Wally are a double act, didn't you know?! And yeah, we are all asses. The donkey kind, not the behind kind. It's a good thing. You're an ass too Sören!!

^ Nah, don't think so! Thanks for putting it in a nutshell for me!

So you're considered old enough to vote at 18 but yet can't drink alcohol until the age of 21? And (assuming things haven't changed in the last five years) you can go to see an R-rated movie at any age as long as you're accompanied by an adult? I'm not criticising here, just commenting on the difference. Over here, you can legally drink at 18 (and our alcohol laws aren't as strict either, you can drink with meals when younger, accompanied by parent, etc), yet it isn't thought that a 17 year old can handle R-rated films. Seeing it in text, both countries seem to have some contradictions... Anyway, sorry to threadjack, please continue.

I realise I could Google this but I'm lazy: How old do you have to be to vote in the US? Is it 18 or 21?

^ Maybe someone should mail him one of those hats that hold a couple of beercans at the sides so he doesn't have to hold a glass with his poorly hand... Those things are great!!