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Dan was no match for the Viking women and their sugar-laced magical swords.

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Great photos!

I want lightsaber duels!

I believe those are staff shirts.

Great photos! Next: coaster marathon on Psyclone.

The sad part is that most people will buy or rent this video out of curiosity or to see how bad it is.

The Great American Hurl Machine

I finally got the Shamu Express credit at Sea World Orlando this Saturday. A seat divider fit into my butt crack, but I got the credit! Now I don't have to ride it again. Whoo-hoo!

This weekend will probably be busy, as most Orlando schools are out on fall break. HHN Scare-actors call this week "Hell Week" as it is the busiest during this week than any other in October. EDIT: BTTF is still open. I rode it on 10/8. But it is due to close anytime soon, so pay your final respects ASAP.

What was so wrong with "Be all that you can be in the Army?"

I'd rather have a buffalo take a diarreha dump on my eyes than see this video. I don't know what a Dirty Sanchez is and I don't want to know!

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Jimmy Neutron's line can get pretty long, so do that before or after Shrek. Most guests tend to hit T2 first since it is one of the attractions close to the entrance. The first show for T2 can be anywhere from 30 minutes to 1 hour past park opening time, so don't do T2 first. You can do it later. Besides, T2 eats a lot of people (aka has great capacity) so you won't be waiting an inordinate time in line.

I believe most drink stands and restaurants sell the refillable mug without the meal deal.

I'll post a more detailed TR later, but I did the RIP tour last night. This year's HHN is the best I've seen it over the past few years. My favorite house is Psychoscareapy. The Scareactors really love their job because many made me up and go "Whoa!" all night long. This year's HHN is 10 times better than HOS. HHN just craps all over HOS!

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I'm giving this to Elissa for Festivus!

I thought XD was a laxative!

Hey, show some love for Hardee's!

Happy birthday to you You live in a zoo You smell like a monkey And you look like one too!

The TPR trips were more popular than I imagined! It must have been all those UK trip stories.

Wasn't the spinny house the only ride open at Fantazyland?

Forget the HOS Express passes. I'd recommend doing the Fright Feast dinner. You get food and you get to see the HOS show in the Timbuktu area. Best of all, you can hit the houses 30-45 minutes before the general public. This way, you can have the houses all to yourself. I did the Fright Feast last year and got into the houses early. I walked through the Hunted all by myself and nearly every Scare-actor got me! That was a pretty intense experience. The Fright Feast also forces you to get to the park early. I usually try to arrive in the parking lot at 5:30, 6 pm at the latest. During the first year of HOS, I hung around my hotel less than 1 mile away from Busch Gardens. I waited until 6:30 to depart, thinking I'd have enough time to travel and buy tickets. I was stuck in traffic all around BGA until around 8. Then I had to wait an hour for tickets and I was in the park by 9. By that time, all the houses had over a 90 minute wait! I did the same thing on a 2nd visit to HOS during the 2nd year and I was stuck in traffic too. So for HOS, I always try to arrive over 90 minutes early and buy my tickets on time. I remember one year I was at the top of Montu's lift hill at 7 pm and saw traffic backed up on all roads to BGA!

"I've seen women through beer goggles. Now what will they look like through pretzel goggles?"