Maynard_Hicks

5/10 Ummmm. Yes. I hope someone can figure out my signature, here is a tip, it's portugese, and it's slang, so web translators will not work. Good luck!

Well, we have to be in a war, we have a war-driven economy. Actually, there is no economy, it's all one giant illusion, just like hitler said; "The bigger the lie, the more people who will beleive it." The twisted mofo was right!

As long as the teachers weren't homely, then he had fun. Well, nevermind, if he had a paper bag, he could have fun no matter what.

The fed's killed some more innocent people, woohoo, whats new. Let's talk about bigger incidents, waco, ruby ridge, no?

Slayer-Hell Awaits. Next up is....MOD- A.I.D.S....Anyone who has heard this song knows just how hillarious it is.

Switzerland, because they are a republic, are not an active member of the UN, and have legalized marijauna. Well, they are only part of one partoition of the UN, which deals with trade. Trade=Good. "It's not a war on drugs, it's a war on personal freedom."- Bill Hicks.

I saw fantastic four, jessica alba is hot. The movie was crap, but I still enjoyed it. As Beavis would say, "When my penis is happy, I'm happy".

Thanks, actually, that makes you very cool, because you can share a difference in opinion. Good job, you passed the cool test. Have a nice day/evening.

It would be very, very, very boring. Especially since I love pointing fingers at mentally challenged people for my amusement, muwahahaha. BTW, Zaneymoon; No offense, but linkin park sucks, never have I seen a band with such banality and mediocrity. Have a nice day, sir.

Yeah, and if tehy could make it smooth, then the vekoma-hate factor would go away, which is a plus for me, since I actually like them. Wow, amazing.

The last coaster I rode was Roller Coaster at Lagoon. It was actually an awesome ol' woodie and provided tons of ejector air.

I just bitch and moan while I stay in line, and make everyone miserable. Well, not to that extent, but you catch my drift.

Here's one; Twister II at Elitch's. http://rcdb.com/ig210.htm?picture=3 It used to look like that. I can't find any recent pics of it, but all the bolts are now rusted to hell, and one of the turnarounds has no paint.

Jaguar! at Knotts. I still love that thing.

I am really hoping that it will be a hyper B&M floorless. Imagine being that open, going 75-80 MPH. But hoping is far from the truth, the truth is that it will be a hydraulic-launched 4D wooden hyper.

Hi, I'm a really dorky kid. I just quit the Thrillnetwork forums, because....they are too politically correct for my taste. *bleep* censorship.

Hi, I'm a really dorky kid. I just quit the Thrillnetwork forums, because....they are too politically correct for my taste. *bleep* censorship.