waterviper

Hey, Memphis is on a pretty big fault line! It's nice to have some people moving towards the mid-south, and hey, you've got Magic Springs!! Ya but its not as active in that area as SoCal is! SoCal is riddled with thousands of fault lines!!

^Well at least with a tornados, most the time you are pretty much forwarned of its impending doom and can take cover!! All earthquakes sneek up on you like a thief in the night robbing a blind defmute!! Not to mention a tornado is selective in where it attacks where as an earthquake just takes out a very large area at a time! Also not to mention earthquakes comes back for seconds, thirds, fourths, and so on(Aftershocks)!! It's voratious appatite for destruction is very overwelming and widespread!!

Woohooooooo!!! Why Ty Lou!! Lou returns and I get a hair compliment!!!! Wow what a double treat!! Now you need to get a new pic of you up there!!

Ya SoCal has its ups and downs in the form of EARTHQUAKES!!!!! That is one thing I DO NOT MISS!!! Can you imagine being up in the tower when a biggy hits?!! I would either die or pass out!!

Wow!!! It's uncanny, they look so alike!! I cant tell them apart!!

Doooood!! You got Darth Vadar hair!!

HAHHAHAHAHAA!! This film is rated WTF!!

The only ass Nicole will kiss is Dereks!! (literally)!! AND THIS POST BRINGS IN MY 1000TH POST!! I am now an official bonafide donkey expert!! Celebrate with an anime style YAAAH!!!! What you lookin at?? MUAHAHAAAA!!! Evil grim of doom!!

"Badges!!! We dont need no stinking badges!!" Your avatar reminded me of that line!! Good luck with your move!! Hope you adapt to your new area/life well!! Going from Cali To Arkansas is like going from 200 mph to 20 mph!! I pretty much experienced this when I moved to Colorado!! Everything is slower paced! Took me a while to get used to going from hustle bustle lifestyle of SoCal to the hokey pokey dokey slowness of Colorado!! Lets hope you enjoy the change more then I did!!

Well at least if a male donkey or a horse is in need we now know that Derek can provide!!

Hey Robb!!! Elissa is making it hard not to covet your wife!! Heehhee I said making it hard!!!!

Ok I will beat that! I actually didn't start driving till I was 21!! So ha I got 5 more years of a streak on your arse!!! The only way to beat this is if you dont start driving till you are 22! Oh ya and good deed for the day was I didn't beat the crap out of some dummy who almost ran me off the road today!

Do they pee oil and poop capacitors?

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I'm super cereal!!

HAHAHHAHHA!! That was pretty damn good!! They did a really good job at putting that together! I really enjoyed that video!

Not only does Japan have cloaking devices they also have site to site transport with corbomite induction transphasing supmicron catalists and Holo-suites!!

Some animals crack me up at how dumb they can be!! Like that one dog who though his own foot was gona get his bone so he kept attacking it when he brought his foot closer to his head to scratch!!

BOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

The best of all quote or colorful metaphors describing a certain coasters roughness.... "OOOOOHHHHHHH HOLY ANAL SEX..SHEEP SH*T..F**KIN MONKEY BASTARDS...SH*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Does anyone know who said this and what coaster is being cursed at?? If so Email Dan!!

^^ As long as Robb keeps changing the name.... the threads shall flourish!!! Besides I like it! Get a chance to see the difference between the whiners and the people with a sense of humor!! That is just the thing!! Why on earth would people care that Robb is having a little fun with the forums? For you people who are actually getting offended, taking it personally or mad about what he is doing...GET A LIFE!!! It's all just a completely harmless lil bit o fun on these forums!! Onto the fun..... I didn't find any French Canadian acrobats but I did find a French Canadian Sammich!! Does this count? Yummy!!! French toast, canadian bacon and french canadian maple syrup!!

Then you are banned for being obnoxious! --Robb "Sorry for having a little bit of fun, don't like it? Don't post here!" Alvey Hahhahaha!! Ya if you cant handle the roller coaster then step off it now!!!

I think its a ploy to point out the whiners! In other news........... The radiation is EATING through my picture!!!!! ahhhhhh!!!!!

I didn't drive anywhere today! I helped not polute the air!

Omg Kentucky Fried Movie was awsome from begining to end!! Fist full of yen was hilarious!!! "You got extra ordinary magnitute!" "Take him to DETROIT!!" ":wtf: NO NOT DETROIT!!!"