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^ I've noticed that there's a lot more gay people now then there was even 20 years ago. Does anyone know why?

^I've been to Elitch's three times, and it's been closed every time. BTW, the rainbow, it's completely fenced off. Permanent fence. Bye-bye flat ride!

Is it just me, or has the "Post your sexual orientation" thread turned into "The official 'discuss your gayness thread"?

Chaos had a long wait. And fried zombie brains are NOT elephant ears. There funnel cakes!

We were in line for Twister II today at EG, and for Fright Fest, they had these genuine (lol) wooden coaster cars, with bones and stuff in them. See the pic below. But this guy, probably early-mid twenties, he's like, "I hope that didn't actually happen, and they just left it there !"

I'm REALLY REALLY tired. I'm so tired that I'm sitting at the computer with one eye shut. I'm staying at my dad's house, but he lives several hundred miles from me, and I don't hardly see him, so I don't have my own room/bed. I'm sleeping on the couch, but he's watching the football game, which BTW is halfway over, so now I gotta wait for his football to get over so I can sleep. And I got to get up early tomorrow cause my flight leaves early-ish.

^Yeah that's like me. I won't parade around, but if someone asks me, I'll be truthful.

^No. It wasn't open. And yes, flying coaster was awful today. I did actually used to like it . We were going to go to Lakeside, in fact we drove to it, but its closed for the season. I guess I'll post some photos now! *Disclaimer: This was taken with a camera phone. Why? Well, my digital camera is broken, so this is the best I could do. Better than nothing though! Wait! No! I want to leave you with this last picture of the Tatsu Wannabee/Zamperla Torture Device! And I'll leave you with this last picture of me holding a decently-priced Pepsi. Hope you enjoyed! Hopefully, I can get the rest of the pics uploaded soon. I love Pepsi. This was me after riding Twister II. IDK if you can read it, but it said Philidelphia Tobaggan Co. Just thought you'd like that. And to the republic, for which it stands, one nation, under the ferris wheel, doomed for all, that enter its cages. This was creative. BTW, the kiddie coaster is called "Cactus Coaster". Not Tombstone Tumbler. Just in case you wondering... Lol. This was pretty funny! Woah. This sounds familiar. Ugh. Now I'm hungry. DAMMIT!!! Chaos was open, but we didn't ride. This is what happened after we rode. =O Let's try Twister II. Launched Arrow Rides ROCK MY SOX!!! Hey! There's the non-turning Sidewinder! Fright Fence. Whoop-dee-doo. Well, it ain't as bad as fresh cut fingers =/ Yes, it's called "Fried Zombie Brains" And the fried zombie brain holder thingy still had Six Flags on it. They still had lots of Six Flags stuff left. IDK if you can see, but there is a janitor wearing (I think) Flash's costume. Weren't they supposed to get rid of that when PARC bought EG? Speaking of which... I didn't really like Halfpipe. It was rough. Can't forget about Halfpipe! That stupid, stupid Halfpipe! Super fast hot Vekoma backwards anal rape! EG really crams its rides into the pavement. You actually walk under the Cobra Roll! I mean, that ain't amazing or anything, but pretty much every ride you have to go through it to actually get to it. It was smooth...ish Boomerang. Car 4. Wow. Ouch. Jolt. Boomerang wants some lovin'. But I'll give that to Tower of Doom! I really freaked out in this ride. It was fun, but EXTREMELY scary. Wow. Then we went to Tower of Doom. Now THIS is my favorite shot. Don't you agree? If this shot was higher quality, then it would have been really AWESOME! Ugh... LOW TO THE GROUND BABY!!! The drop was cool. If this is the red train, you'll hear "OMG THIS IS INSANE!!!" But if you hear the blue train, "Ooooo Maaaa OUCH thisssss isssss rrreeally pain OUCH ful!" I was shocked. It had airtime! Here we are at the Hang n' Bang! "EG Has kept us captive. Now release us so we can get back to our ship full of wonderful non-cloned rides!" OMG IT'S MY MOM!!! She didn't tell me that she was going to be here... This one lady was just hanging out. She looks bored. One of their scary type thingys was 'Brutal Planet'. We left too early so we didn't get to do anything at all involving Fright Fest. Fright Fest is here! EG has a nice 'Old Time' Main Street. Tower of Doom wast testing early in the morning. PARC Management did a great job of taking away the Six Flags feel. Not that it's a bad thing. But I'm just pointing it out. Although, well... you'll see later. Ahhhh. Elitch's.

^On Mind Eraser, the red train was smooth, but the aqua was a little rough. Be glad that Halfpipe wasn't running.

SCROLL DOWN FOR PHOTOS!! I flew out to Denver two days ago, hung out on Friday, and went to Elitch's today (Saturday)! I haven't been to Elitch's in a couple years, so I was really excited. Mainly just to ride Tower of Doom, because it was closed last time, and I was too short the time before, but I also wanted to go cause I need more coasters in my life . We got to the park around 11:30. The park opens at noon. Around 11:45 they opened the ticket booths and excitedly yelled, "WELCOME TO ELITCH GARDENS!!!" That was really cool I thought. The park still opened at noon, but they let us go all the way through Main Street. They stopped us at the end of Main Street until noon. So when noon came, we went straight to Mind Eraser. Mind Eraser: Vekoma SLC. Hang n' Bang. We rode in the second to last seat. It was fun I thought! It wasn't completely smooth, but for the most part, it was cool. Mild headbanging. It had some really good airtime where we sat! I enjoyed it! After Mind Eraser, we headed to Tower of Doom. Tower of Doom: Intamin II Generation Freefall. 220 ft. This was my first Intamin Freefall (except for SFMM). I was very, very nervous. Well, we got on the ride, they pulled us to the top, where I freaked out. I started screaming, and the ride hadn't even fell yet. Well, when it did, I screamed like I never have before. A 220 ft. freefall is just so intense. When the ride stopped, I was shaking uncontrollably, and walking really slow. I was that scared. The ride ops even asked if I was alright. Not trying to be funny, just trying to care, which really shows that I had the bajeepers scared out me! Overall, I really liked it. Boomerang: Vekoma Boomerang. CAR FOUR BABY!!! It was a little rough, but smoother than Mind Eraser. I did notice that it had a little to hard of jolts. Didn't like it that much. Halfpipe: Intamin Halfpipe. Wow. Does this thing get worse with age? I HATED it! Two years ago, it was my favorite ride there! Now it's their SLC!!! Well, aside from that stupid triangle on the restraint that made the ride VERY "non-man friendly", it had some headbanging. It really hurt. Didn't like it. PTS!!! Twister II: Some wooden coaster. This might be the worst excuse for a wooden coaster. What a piece of crap. Very rough, no airtime, not one, but TWO trims! And yes, the trims were on HARD. This ride was very rough, and we kept getting jolted to the side. Didn't like it at all. The coolest part though, was at the bottom of this drop, they had a saw blade as a 'headchopper'. It was cool! But other than that, they seriously need to demolish it and make something worthwhile. And we noticed something. The s-curve at the top was SWAYING about 6 feet back and forth! I mean, a wooden coaster WILL move, but not this much. It seriously made me reconsider if it was safe. The Flying Coaster: Zamperla Torture Device. What a GREAT name! I mean, it must have taken them years to figure that one out! But anyway, this ride, like all others, has gotten worse with age. Very, very painful. Sholders and ear pain. All the people next to me got off saying, "What a waste of time!" But they could seriously get something else. Come on EG. Sidewinder: Arrow Shuttle Loop. I find the name ironic, seems how it doesn't turn, but it was fun. It isn't as great as Diamondback at Frontier City, but it was the best airtime machine at EG. Probably the smoothest ride too . Well, we were done with the park in four hours. And the last two were spent just walking around and taking pics. Not the greatest park ever. It lacks a good roller coaster. All the rides are clones for Pete's sake! Mind Eraser- Vekoma SLC. Clone Flying Coaster- Zamperla Torture Device. Clone Sidewinder- Arrow Shuttle Loop. Clone Boomerang- Vekoma Boomerang. Clone Halfpipe- Intamin Halfpipe. Clone Twister II- Woodie. 1/2 Clone. It's silmilar to the old Elitch's coaster, Mr. Twister, so I give it 1/2 clone. Another thing, there was a LOT of workers on cell phones. Even more than SFMM

It said that they made bids. Doesn't mean that they're going to get them.

1)Tatsu 2)Viper 3)Scream 1)X 2)X 3)X Probably Mooseburger Lodge

Viper. Without a doubt. Quite possibly the most underrated ride ever.

Wow. AGAIN? What I have to laugh about is that it's ALWAYS the top of the lift. Upside-down. Stuck.

^It backwards anal raped the riders on the cobra roll. People couldn't sit down for months. Didn't you hear about it?

**RANDOM THOUGHT!!** I'm thinking the "explosion" was of the train releasing. On those Vekoma Shuttle/Boomerang rides, it does make a loud noise when the train is released from the hook. However, that doesn't sound exactly like an explosion. But that's the only thing I can come up with.

ANYWHERE but America has less rules and fewer stupid people. What irritates me is that that one woman said she's never coming back even though she loves amusement parks. It was an freaking accident! It could have happened anywhere! What did Six Flags do that was so horrible? They wouldn't purposely make a ride malfunction so they can get sued, pay money, and lose customers! I wish people could think sometimes. Just think... BTW, my pet monkey thought of what I just typed. He isn't that smart either.

Rock River Rapids. Derby, KS The red slide. This thing has the most **INSANE** airtime. And when I say airtime, I mean it literally. You have to put your hands behind your head because you COME OFF OF THE SLIDE and slam back down on it. IDK how that guy on it is 1) On the slide. 2) Able to put his arms across his chest. The blue one is a hell of a lot of fun too. All it does is an s-bend kind of thing and then a drop, but wow it is so much fun and I think the tube is going to fall off every time I ride it.

I agree that Joyland was better. It had more to offer than WWW. More thrills too. Even though they weren't like Six Flags thrills, they were thrilling compared to Wild West. The roller coaster was a winner. Without a doubt. And everyone that worked at Joyland were so nice. You go up to a food stand and they'd ask "Did you have a good time?" and other things. Joyland was a nice family park.

I have never, EVER danced like I did tonight. I didn't know I had it in me! When I came home, I had glitter all over me. Maybe I was a little too close to them...

I leave to go to homecoming in 40 minutes from now! YAY!!!

I bought a Homecoming ticket for $7. Wow that's tonite!

Today is it.

When I was littler, around 0-8, my mom would take me into the WOMEN'S bathroom and spank me. Ugh I hate that, but I learned my lesson. My step-mom on the other hand threatens to spank my three-year-old sister, but she never does. And it shows. That girl is the spawn of SATAN!!! So this goes to show that spanking works. My whole entire family was spanked growing up. Except my grandma and her family. They were just thrown against the wall .

Ummm, isn't that illegal? But anyway, if your family is gay-tolerant, then EFFING TELL THEM!!! Don't worry about the community. You have caring parents! And if you are vandalized or something like that, you can almost be certain of who it is.