TheRapidsNerd Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 ^Let's see... "Know this! Blah blah blah blah blah the human race is not yet ready to recieve the gift of the beings presence. Blah blah blah your soft human brains...blah blah blah...Order of Light could not decipher the technology behind earth 7Up cake...blah blah blah...angry about the beings called Rock-A-Fire Explosion having gone away...blah blah blah...cold greasy pizza...blah blah blah...but they too like ski ball and Ms. Pacman......blah blah blah blah blah...blah blah blah...they fear buffalo wings, especially ones made by the being called Robb Alvey...blah blah blah...the earth movie Close Encounters was all wrong...blah blah blah blah blah...don't even get them started on Independence Day....blah blah blah...Elvis sends his regards..."
dandaman Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 We didn't make contact because they couldn't commission John Williams to make a call sign for communication in time for yesterday.
AllenA07 Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 "Blossom" must have gotten some bad press with this one. Yesterday I went to her site to see if she had posted a reason why they didn't show up. Today her site makes you sign up before you read. I'm glad there were no aliens, I'd be afraid of them using little blue beams of light to blow up most of the Earth... Besides, I just can't see President Bush getting into a fighter jet and helping to take care of the situation!
Brandy524 Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 ^^^That's hilarious! Rock-a-fire = Awesome. That's crazy that you have to register to read her blog now. It wasn't like that yesterday, I checked. Hmmm...I guess there will be no official statement, huh.
BelizeIt Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Perhaps the Aliens did arrive in Alabama last night, and visited Brandy herself. She could have been 'replaced' Invasion of the Body Snatchers style. With this Alien Brandy being sent here to observe our world. Don't Trust Her!!! Someone needs to call Brandy's local radio station and talk to those D.J.'s Rick and Bubba. That way they can round up the Townsfolk with Pitch Forks in hand and defend the great state of Alabama!
Brandy524 Posted October 15, 2008 Author Posted October 15, 2008 ^Hmmm...I do know where the Rock-a-fire are hiding, and am actually friends (for real, not computer friends!) with the little boy from Close Encounters and his family (although he's not so little anymore). Oooooo, spooky.
TheRapidsNerd Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 Well friends, here is 100% genuine photographic evidence of..... ALIEN CLOUDS! Dear God! They're EVERYWHERE!! See for yourself! Luckily I am prepared for such events. Sorry ET, I got into the white zinfandel last night. But the Brogans is good and the beer is Derek approved. (This also answers the "Where's the booze?" question from my Insomnia PTR.) The week's not over yet. The Borg may yet assimulate us by week's end. (To some of us geeks, that's not a bad prospect considering one Borg in particular. Set phasers to Yowza!). Fear not friends! I will keep you informed on the very latest of these stellar events. Stay tuned to Brandy's out of this world thread for the very latest. Yet they have not quite mastered grillinary skill or they too know the TRUE power of Cooking with Joe. And it seems they've attempted to barbeque... Some are cleverly disguised as large fluffy ani... Look! More on the horizon! It's an invasion! See!? They're hiding behind that tree.
cycamps Posted October 15, 2008 Posted October 15, 2008 ZOMG! DON'T YOU GUYS THINK THOSE ALIENS WERE AWESOME? I find it hard to believe a lot of those sort of things. Sort of like all the times the world was supposed to end. 2012 is next, mark your calenders!!!
Brandy524 Posted October 16, 2008 Author Posted October 16, 2008 She issued a statement saying she has no idea why they didn't show.
BelizeIt Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 ^I bet they did show, but like yourself (and God knows how many other Alabamans) she was probably duplicated and replaced by the Aliens. To discredit her early warnings about the impending Alien arrival, she of course posted this video. Now Brandy and her Alien pals can slowly and quietly overtake the entire state of Alabama! By the way, did you also replace Cary Guffey as well?
Brandy524 Posted October 16, 2008 Author Posted October 16, 2008 Maybe Cary was replaced as a little boy and they've had someone on the inside all along. Hmmmm... Maybe RapidsNerd was replaced and is trying to throw us off by posting seemingly innocent pictures of no aliens. Hmmmm...
TheRapidsNerd Posted October 16, 2008 Posted October 16, 2008 I bet they did show, but like yourself (and God knows how many other Alabamans) she was probably duplicated and replaced by the Aliens. Maybe RapidsNerd was replaced and is trying to throw us off by posting seemingly innocent pictures of no aliens. Hmmmm... I have failed. Lord Apophus will be most displeased. Oops.
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