MSN Article

[Superdasher]

I just read this article on MSN that listed the worst places to take a woman while on a date, and one of them was THEME PARKS! Here's what the article says:

 

Theme parks

In life, there are roller-coaster people and there are those who get queasy looking at the merry-go-round. Find out which one your date is before you take her to the nearest Six Flags to ride the Mind-Eraser. We know you’re eager to be the manly man as we clench your arm in terror while spinning upside down in a quadruple loop. It’s just that some of us are not aching to toss our cookies in the bushes next to the churros stand while you watch. Sure, we might get to know you better while waiting in those long lines, but we’ll probably have other things on our minds if our stomachs are filled with knots and our hearts are racing in anxious anticipation—like avoiding the next date.

 

 

Funny thing is, most of the girls that I've known, have said they liked theme parks when I mentioned I was a coaster fan.

[ginzo]

It would be helpful if you posted a link to the article.

[mcjaco]

^ What? You don't like pointless posts, with no references?

 

[Wes]

It would be helpful if you posted a link to the article.

 

http://www.msn.com

[Wes]

By the way, dating articles on MSN or in magazines like Cosmo are like scientific papers. They are cold, hard facts that cannot be disputed, because the amount of research that goes into creating such "Do's And Dont's" comes from multiple years of triple blind field study. 110% of girls like chocolate and snuggling, that's the third law of physics.

[Hand 0f Time]

Lol. I saw that article today. Tons of laughs, but it's true.

[ginzo]

By the way, dating articles on MSN or in magazines like Cosmo are like scientific papers. They are cold, hard facts that cannot be disputed, because the amount of research that goes into creating such "Do's And Dont's" comes from multiple years of triple blind field study. 110% of girls like chocolate and snuggling, that's the third law of physics.

 

MSN in general has awful content. It's not just the dating pieces. A retarded chimpanzee huffing ether and airplane glue could compose more informative content.

[chmilo24]

^Yea.

 

Just about every girl I have dated or even know like roller coasters and riding a "Quadruple loop". I mean yea, its not the best place to bring a girl on a first date, but I know there are a lot of other places a girl would hate to go to with a guy that she hardly know than "The Dreaded Amusment Park Of Horrors!!!".

 

 

 

Chris"MSN Is Just Plain Stupid"Long

[trcg721]

DANG IT!!!! Paintball is one of them.

Paintball

Yes, some women are members of the National Rifle Association. No, most of us don’t want to be moving targets on a date. We know you might have an urgent need to explore your inner hunter, but we’re gatherers—and those little pellets sting and leave bruises. Being shot by your date isn’t fodder for a romantic afternoon; it’s warfare.

[KerryB]

Wow....last time I checked I was female....but I would have no fun on the dates the MSN chick test group would seem to enjoy. Oh well!! Maybe it's you guys that really like the candlelight dinner and "27 Dresses". I'm with Outback and the Crystal Skull. See ya!

[ginzo]

Wow....last time I checked I was female....but I would have no fun on the dates the MSN chick test group would seem to enjoy. Oh well!! Maybe it's you guys that really like the candlelight dinner and "27 Dresses". I'm with Outback and the Crystal Skull. See ya!

 

You know I think there's something to this. In my experience, women don't really want a wussy guy that takes them to $300 dinners, buys them lots of gifts, and generally sucks up to them every chance he gets. Women will date this type of man for the free stuff, but then they'll toss him aside when she meets her so-called soul mate: a motorcycle-riding alcoholic who although he occasionally beats her is actually a delicate soul that she must save from the demons that live in his heart.

[Robbie]

I saw that movie too.