robbalvey Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 It's official!!! http://www.nydailynews.com/front/story/317296p-271224c.html "A nerd is an excellent provider and a guy who puts you first," says E. Jean Carroll, Elle magazine's love and sex advice columnist. "He'll turn out to be a great father and a great husband." Wow. Maybe ACErs do have a chance afterall! --Robb
DenDen Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 That's until the end up on Extreme Makeover, then they become cheatin' good-for-nothin' liars. LOL
Shadowforce Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 Mwhahahaah! MWAHAHHAHAHAH!!! REVENGE! Now I just need to send this around as an anonymous chain mail to every girl I know.
CoasterFanatic Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 This is news. Everybody has always known this. Whether or not they accepted it was the question. // "All jocks think about is sports. All nerds think about is sex"
deathmole Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 Yep, I'm a geek supremo and we are serious love machines - take note everyone, wearing pointy green ears whilst spending MANY hours infront of a PC pays of - yummy
Wes Posted June 9, 2005 Posted June 9, 2005 "Listen, Coop. Last night was really great. You were incredibly romantic and heroic, no doubt about it. And that's great. But I've thought about it, and my thing is this. Andy is really hot. And don't get me wrong, you're cute too, but Andy is like, cut. From marble. He's gorgeous. He has this beautiful face and this incredible body, and I genuinely don't care that he's kinda lame. I don't even care that he cheats on me. And I like you more than I like Andy, Coop, but I'm 16. And maybe it'll be a different story when I'm ready to get married, but right now, I am entirely about sex. I just wanna get laid. I just wanna take him and grab him and fuck his brains out, ya know? So that's where my priorities are right now. Sex. Specifically with Andy and not with you."
Trev32 Posted June 10, 2005 Posted June 10, 2005 no wonder 3 girls wanna go out with me Trev"sadly, i hate all three of them deeply"32
Homer Posted June 10, 2005 Posted June 10, 2005 No wonder why shallow girls want me... they want me for pity sex .
BiCoastal Kid Posted June 10, 2005 Posted June 10, 2005 Wow. Maybe ACErs do have a chance afterall! --Robb There's a difference between "nerds" and "herds", Robb.
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