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I'm not sure if it's been mentioned here yet, but the beach balls on Luigi's are apparently no more. That didn't last long.

Hey so back on topic before this degenerates into more arguing... Anyone else find it odd they were so quick to level to Log Jammer site and yet nothing has been done in months?

The morlocks are too busy planning a takeover of the in-park Chik-Fil-A to protest the discriminatory ban on morlock & virgin sacrifice marriages.

I have fond memories of riding it opening year. That drop was insane with just the lap bar. You did get ultra soaked though. I brought basically beach clothes in a backpack and changed in the bathrooms before riding it. Wet shoes are no bueno.

I don't think they care.

^^ Weren't there three generations? The second gen being the old boats with the ridiculous seatbelts?

Does anyone think the "thousands of visitors" line is Knott's being a little snarky (considering how bad the capacity was)? I hope so.

Someone start a petition to get CP to change the name to this please.

Gatsby

I'm not even making a joke, an Aquatrax, or at least something with a water feature would be ideal.

Give the morlocks their Pepsi. It is weird they decided to have the "backwards" portion in the video. Just seems like a bad choice, as people are going to get confused.

You will almost definitely be staring at a closed park if you try to attend any of those during a weekday in May. Check the park schedules and look at the May 2012 schedule, 2013 will more than likely be almost identical except for the corresponding date changes. Typically seasonal parks on the East Coast are only open on the weekends until Memorial Day (the last monday in May for you since you may not be familiar with American holidays). However, attendance is generally pretty light even on the weekends in May before schools let out for the summer sometime in June. Typically seasonal parks on the East Coast are only open on the weekends until Memorial Day (the last monday in May for you since you may not be familiar with American holidays). However, attendance is generally (your mileage may vary depending on the exact park) pretty light even on the weekends in May before schools let out for the summer sometime in June. Cedar Point doesn't do weekday closures in May. He's probably safe after May 11th, which is the corresponding Saturday in 2013.

Kinzel is the king of the morlocks. His retirement coincided with the 7134th mating period for the morlocks. Morlocks sink the rides if they aren't given enough pure Pepsi syrup to survive an entire summer. They are deathly afraid of concrete and trash cans.

No that's a PR video.

"Gatekeeper" actually refers to the iron gates that keep the morlocks from reaching the surface world and devouring park patrons.

^ Nice find!

Rides sink into the sand at Cedar Point, freeing up more room for new attractions.

^ Ahahahahaha.

Robb and Elissa are on a trip right now. They don't have time to answer stuff that isn't super important.

This place is still open???

You don't know how much I love you right now.

^ Can you try that again with more capital letters and less ellipses?

Outlawnathon

^ Probably the park's proximity to the ex-owner's football team.