Stitch

Peter (when he's hungover): This sucks worse than that time I went to that museum. (Flashback to childhood, standing in museum looking at dinosaur skeletons.) Peter (as a child): Why did all the dinosaurs die out? Man at Museum: Because you touch yourself at night.

I have always liked the name Wildcat for coasters

^ Likes to post in the Random thread < Is a little bit hungry V Is on the Matterhorn as they type their post.

I hate car stereos, my neighbors blast theirs all the time ... I hope the loud sound waves make them sterile, so they can't further annoy humanity!

I sure hope the train doesn't fly off the track when it has people on it

You forgot my favorite part of that ... "You get a job!"

I am going to comment on everyone's entries so far, something a lot of members neglect to do . CoasterFanatic : Very funny, I love how the riders are all smiles and how Soren looks like Agent Smith from the Matrix . CoasterCrazy : A 900 Ft. tall launch tower would be awesome, maybe I could have some Escargot while I ride Angry_Gumball : I love how the kid is so unaware of his impending doom :shock: Homer : You know, I think everyone at some point in time has thought that Space Ship Earth is a giant golf ball Token Yankee Guy : Now that is a ride from hell, I love how all the guest don't notice that the ride is going to crash AllisonY2K : Naughty, naughty ... I knew sex would peer it's head into this contest in one way or another Cameraman : Very chilling how true your image is .. lousy Six Flags Twister II : While yours is a spoof of Allison's I must say it is quite disturbing .... *shudders at the thought of Paul Reuban's man breasts* Zburns999 : That was actually done before on the coaster parody avatar contest Tinhead : You managed to take an old ride and give it new life, I was very happy to see Jaws back in action :o Justin Adams : While it is simple, it manages to embody everything we TPR members find funny 8) Stitch : Hey, this is my entry SuperCrack : I really just don't find 41190 all that funny ... sorry JackSkellington101 : Poor Bambi ... shame on you

Wow, those pictures are amazing ... the quality is superb, while I love horror that kind of event would be terrible for me as I have an Anxiety disorder

You remember that time I took that art class ... "Am .. am I supposed to draw the penis?" And then there was the sculpting class ... "Am .. am I supposed to sculpt the penis?" And the time I was a conductor ... "Am .. am I supposed to conduct with my penis?"

The most I have ever had consecutively was six rides in a row on Racer @ Pki, it had snowed that day so not many people were there and it was close to closing time.

Aw, well from the pictures I can say you made a very nice park .... lousy Time Twisters

I think you have to have Soaked to be able to build waterfalls :?

Poor little Lemmings, they never stood a chance

I want to be able to ride King Cobra again so bad but I can't because PKI killed it

I consider a coaster credit to be a roller coaster that's primary source of movement is momentum. So it can be caused by gravity (lift hill), propulsion (lim) or other means that rely on the train's momentum to bring it through the course.

It seems we Americans just aren't getting lucky with nature this year. To all the members affected by this fire I only wish the best and hope you stay safe - Eric

Your park looks very nice, but before I download it I need to know if it requires Time Twisters ... as I don't have it

I have 30, 21 Steel, 9 Wooden and I have been to 5 parks.

I present my entry, Stitch's Great Escape from the Magic Kingdom Stitch's Great Escape

More people need to come in to the chat room!

^ His name is Eric < My name is Eric V Their name should be Eric

Ooh, that looks really fun ... keep up the great work Zack!

I really hope it Bullet doesn't go to South America, hopefully Six Flags will buy it and bless one of their small parks with it.

I really don't get what is so funny about the 41190 but I do find white boys trying to be gangsta funny

How about a very large and elaborate haunted house, with a ton of parts where the cars go in and out of the building