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dandaman

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  1. Six Flags stock: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *CRASH*
  2. We are now the knights who say, "Ikki ikki ikki paching zooboing zoowa" *ni*
  3. Unfortunately, if it's raining the past two days (which it looks like it will), the park should be somewhat crowded on Sunday. I've had worse, though... the line for Magnum was 3/4 hrs. at around 9 p.m. at midseason one time. :shock: Wally, do you plan to post a Photo TR? (Well, if the security doesn't censor you... )
  4. I'm gonna love this thread.
  5. FRENCH GUARD: Allo! Who is eet? ARTHUR: It is King Arthur, and these are my Knights of the Round Table. Whose castle is this? FRENCH GUARD: This is the castle of my master, Guy de Loimbard. ARTHUR: Go and tell your master that we have been charged by God with a sacred quest. If he will give us food and shelter for the night, he can join us in our quest for the Holy Grail. FRENCH GUARD: Well, I'll ask him, but I don't think he'll be very keen. Uh, he's already got one, you see. ARTHUR: What? GALAHAD: He says they've already got one! ARTHUR: Are you sure he's got one? FRENCH GUARD: Oh, yes. It's very nice-a. (I told him we already got one.) FRENCH GUARDS: [chuckling] ARTHUR: Well, u-- um, can we come up and have a look? FRENCH GUARD: Of course not! You are English types-a! ARTHUR: Well, what are you, then? FRENCH GUARD: I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?! GALAHAD: What are you doing in England? FRENCH GUARD: Mind your own business! ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force! FRENCH GUARD: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt! GALAHAD: What a strange person. ARTHUR: Now look here, my good man-- FRENCH GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! GALAHAD: Is there someone else up there we could talk to? FRENCH GUARD: No. Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a! [sniff] ARTHUR: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable. FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.) OTHER FRENCH GUARD: Quoi? FRENCH GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!) [mooo] ARTHUR: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall-- [twong] [mooooooo] Jesus Christ! KNIGHTS: Christ! [thud] Ah! Ohh! ARTHUR: Right! Charge! KNIGHTS: Charge! [mayhem] FRENCH GUARD: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go. [mayhem] FRENCH GUARD: And this one's for your dad! ARTHUR: Run away! KNIGHTS: Run away! FRENCH GUARD: Thppppt! FRENCH GUARDS: [taunting] LAUNCELOT: Fiends! I'll tear them apart! ARTHUR: No, no. No, no. BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir. [later] [wind] [saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw] [clunk] [bang] [rewr!] [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak] [rrrr rrrr rrrr] [drilllll] [sawwwww] [clunk] [crash] [clang] [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...] [creak] FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering] C'est un lapin, lapin de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here... [squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...] [clllank] ARTHUR: What happens now? BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! ARTHUR: Who leaps out? BEDEVERE: U-- u-- uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh, and uh... ARTHUR: Ohh. BEDEVERE: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden badger-- [clank] [twong] ARTHUR: Run away! KNIGHTS: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
  6. I love it, because of the Hidden Mickeys.
  7. I'm Canadian. I'm used to any weather!
  8. (from the new DVD) Brian: Uh, Quagmire, shouldn't there be an "O" in "country"?...
  9. Looks like it'd dropped down to 10% for Sunday... doesn't look good for the rest of your weekend, though: http://www.weather.com/activities/other/other/weather/tenday.html?locid=USOH0855&from=search_10day I'll be lookin' for you, Groucho. Seriously, though... even if you do wear another shirt, I'm pretty sure I'll recognize you. Heck, that's you in you avatar, right? ...Right?
  10. You're damn right we do! Wait... lawns? The last time I've been to PCW was in '99, and all I rode was the Fly and Scooby's Ghoster Coaster. I definetely wasn't a coaster junkie back then, though, so I regret it now... I'd rather drive 2.5 hours for Cedar Point than 4 hours for PCW, anyway. As long as we're on the topic of Canadian coasters: http://www.rcdb.com/id193.htm Get a credit, and go shopping!
  11. *in best singsong voice* Let's all go to the lobby, and buy ourselves a treat... On a lighter note ( ), I just came back from getting a haircut. Now, I'm going to Cedar Point on Sunday, so you can imagine the irony when I see the license plate in front of me at the light read "CEDARPNT". Keep in mind, this is in Ontario... I thought I could get that license plate in a few years! Maybe I can get "CP IS#1"?
  12. WDW and Cedar Point, probably. My choices are kind of limited...
  13. As enticing as that sounds... I'lll just take the bacon off.
  14. Oh, yeah... forgot. I kinda wiped my hard drive of videos a few months back. And that was a great vid!
  15. Jeff Putz would have your head if he saw that video! Great vid. Haven't seen an updated Cedar Point video (or update, for that matter...) for quite a while. Heck, I might be in Wally's (PhishyBrewer's) TR if he does one!
  16. I know you were kidding... just giving a heads-up, that's all.
  17. That sounds about right to me. I see newbies get shot down like oh-so-many skeet plates, daily. It's almost depressing, until you realize that *gasp* nobody can use the Search feature!
  18. Probably at Game Day Grille, sort of under Raptor.
  19. Greatest Game Ever Played This is truly a Disney movie. I don't care what anyone else says about Disney motion pictures losing their magic; "Greatest Game Ever Played" was, by far, the best movie I've seen since Pirates of the Carribean. Storyline: Perfectly paced. I never once was bored, or confused with the plot (and it doesn't take much ). The fact that this was a true story really made things even more surreal, yet so believable. Acting: Shia LaBeouf was a great decision to play the caddy that comes up to be the champ, Francis Ouimet. A popular pick for some Disney shows, LaBeouf plays the role surprisingly well. Stephen Dillane plays Harry Vardon, Ouimet's lifelong idol, and fills his role quite well. My pick for greatest actor, however, is Josh Flitter, who fills the position of Eddie Lowery, the pudgy "caddy for the caddy" with an attitude loved by all. Special Effects: The highlight SFX were the golf ball camera shots. Every time they took a swing, it felt like I was doing something from Caddyshack: "Be the ball." Being in the theatre, it reminded me a lot of Soarin'! Music: Very inspirational. It reminded me a lot of the "Pirates" music, but more dramatic, considering the story. I commend the composer (Brian Tyler) for piecing together yet another exquisite performance. Best Part Of The Film: There was no one component of the film that stood out from the rest, only because every aspect of it stood out as a whole... ...But the best part were the Hidden Mickeys. There are a few HM appearances, and all of them seem to be on golf balls (again, reminding me of Soarin'! ). I didn't see any others, though I'm sure there are a few. Summary: The Greatest Game Ever Played-- one of the greatest movies ever made. :shock:
  20. Definetely agree, Twister. Virtual Midway was my all-time favourite site. Now that Walt and Jeff both have "all-access", they've been a whole lot more silenced about speculation, news etc. (which I understand, but still... I wish the two sites were still separated )
  21. This is starting to sound more like "The Rant Thread"... Woo! Michigan won 34-31!
  22. And, lo and behold... See ya there next Sunday, Wally.
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