DarienLaker

Teddy Bear

0/10 Babies

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

Snail

Pony Express

Clothes

Meat

Bone

To make it worse, the mosquitoes at Six Flags have the Zika virus! Kmart is reopening all of its closed stores!

Big Lots

Expensive

To make it worse, TOGO builds eight stand up coaster for Darien Lake! Darien Lake is getting a water slide themed around Rick Astley's "Never Going Give You Up" song in addition to RipCurl Racer!

5/10 Soccer

^Unbelievable, Darien Lake got rid of 'Cuda Falls for two reasons, A: it was old and had mechanical problems and B: everyone just went to Swirl City ever since it opened in 2010! Besides didn't Darien Lake said that RipCurl Racer was replacing 'Cuda Falls?

To make it worse, Lightning Rod is never going to open! Darien Lake is getting a new coaster in 2017!

To make it worse, Holiday gets demolished for a Walmart! I'm building a roller coaster!

To make it worse, we get a forceful roller coaster with extreme roughness that is 10 times worse than Son of Beast and Drachen Fire together! I made a recreation of Darien Lake circa 1997 on RCT3!

Happy 35th anniversary Canada's Wonderland!

To make it worse, all video sites get banned! Blockbuster Video is coming back!

^Please, don't close the Wild Eagle and also make Six Flags buy the park later on!

Cola

Diet Pepsi

I say

1/10 Summer